dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first
time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the
boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time & all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his
girlfriend at the door.. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!'
The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes &
the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to
the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
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