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Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the
world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years..
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing. SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left-handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She
would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

A Beggar Story !! ( Lession for a life )

Once a man was waiting for a taxi.
A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him.
But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man
became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him
alone unless he parts with some
money. Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have
money, But if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will
certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the
beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead
of tea ".
He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to
the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to
health." The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket
and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It
is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the
brain and damages the liver ".
The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race
course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will
place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".
As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying,
"Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit
".
Suddenly the man felt relieved!! and asked the beggar to come to his
home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of
receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts
and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".
The man replied.................................................
"My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like."

Funny Pics

Rainfall clicked at Coimbatore...

First time sex (not vulgar - pure humor)

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have
dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first
time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the
boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time & all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his
girlfriend at the door.. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes &
the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to
the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

Divorce because of 9/11 Attack

Inspirational Story: Think Smart, Work Smart and Rest Smart... Must Read..

Inspirational Story: Think Smart, Work Smart and Rest Smart...
Must Read..

Once there was a group of man - a young hot-blooded chap and a big
number of old folks, doing timber job in a jungle.

This young chap is very hard working. He always continues to work
through his break time and complains that those old folks were wasting
time,

having to break few times a day to drink and chat. As times goes by,
this young chap noticed that even though he worked through break time
and hardly took a rest.

those old folks are chopping the same amount of trees as he did and
sometimes did more than he did. It was as if those old folks work
through the break time as he did. So he decided to work harder the
next day.unfortunately the results were even worse.

One day, one of the old folk invited him for a drink during their
break time. That young chap refused and said he has no extra time to
spend! Then the old man smiled to him and said it was just a waste of
effort to keep chopping trees without re-sharpening your Axe. Sooner
or later you will give up or be so exhausted as you have spent too
much energy.

Suddenly the young chap realized that actually during break times
while those old folks were having a chat, they were also re-sharpening
their Axe at the same time! And that's how they can chop faster than
him and yet spending lesser time!

The old folk said what we need is efficiency by making use of our
skill and ability intelligently. Only then can we have more times to
do other things.

Otherwise you will always keep saying ...

I have no time!

Moral of the Story: By taking a short break during work, it would make
you feel fresher, think well and work better after the break! (Or am I
just finding excuse to take a break). But by taking a break, it is not
to stop work but to rest and re-think our strategy to go about it from
another angle.

Painted Rocks

Some Health TIPS..

Facts 1 - 5

1. The stomach's digestive acids are strong enough to dissolve zinc.
Fortunately for us, the cells in the stomach lining renew so quickly
that the acids don't have time to dissolve it.

2. The lungs contain over 300,000 million capillaries (tiny blood
vessels). If they were laid end to end, they would stretch 2400km
(1500 miles).

3. A man's testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day -
enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!

4. Human bone is as strong as granite in supporting weight.. A block
of bone the size of a matchbox can support 9 tonnes - that is four
times as much as concrete can support.

5. Each finger and toenail takes six months to grow from base to tip.

Facts 6 - 10

6. The largest organ in the body is the skin. In an adult man it
covers about 1.9m2 (20sq ft). The skin constantly flakes away - in a
lifetime each person sheds around 18kg (40 lb) of skin.

7. When you sleep, you grow by about 8mm (0.3in). The next day you
shrink back to your former height. The reason is that your cartilage
discs are squeezed like sponges by the force of gravity when you stand
or sit.

8. The average person in the west eats 50 tonnes of food and drinks
50,000 litres (11,000 gallons) of liquid during his life.

9. Each kidney contains 1 million individual filters. They filter an
average of around 1.3 litres (2.2 pints) of blood per minute and expel
up to 1.4 litres (2.5 pints) a day of urine.

10. The focusing muscles of the eyes move around 100,000 times a day.
To give your leg muscles the same workout, you would need to walk 80km
(50 miles) every day.

Facts 11 - 15

11. In 30 minutes, the average body gives off enough heat (combined)
to bring a half gallon of water to boil.

12. A single human blood cell takes only 60 seconds to make a complete
circuit of the body.

13. A foreskin, the size of a postage stamp, from circumcised babies
take only 21 days to grow skin that can cover three (3) basketball
courts. Amazing isn't it. Thanks to science. The laboratory-grown skin
is used in treating burn patients.

14. The eyes receive approximately 90 percent of all our information,
making us basically visual creatures.

15. The female ovaries contain nearly half-a-million egg cells, yet
only 400 or so will ever get the opportunity to create a new life.
Source

Lessons from 1981 and 2005.....

Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died

Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died

Lesson Learned:
The next time Charles gets married...someone warn the Pope !!!

Very Important Weather Update

When you walk out the door in the morning and see this in the sky......

......just go back inside, have another cup of coffee, and stay home.
It's NOT going to be a good day.

POOR BOYS

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man

don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"

If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys

----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl

---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident ------------ --------

Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident -----------? - --?------

"Don't you know how to Drive"

What A World Is this

Please help us God..

Kashmir belongs To INDIA - Funny Proof

Kashmir belongs To INDIA. Funny Proof

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An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the
United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to
tellyou something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir
is named.

When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a
good opportunity to have a bath.'

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A
Pakistani had stolen them.'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What
are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made
that clear, I will begin my speech.'

And they say Kashmir belongs to them...

First Love

First Love

Her heart glows like the coals of a warm fire,
Having no trouble with her true felt desire.

Knowing what she wants,
Letting her body flaunt,
Looking as her skin shows bright,
We both know it must be right.

All that has been done,
In the night and in the evening sun,
This fire that we light,
All our love such a beautiful sight.

I feel it in my bones and eyes,
A love that never dies,
We were given a gift,
Something that gave our spirits a lift.

While the sun sinks below the moutain,
Our body naked in a foutain,
A moment to treasure,
A moment Forever,
Such a thing as this,
In the utmost sense is true bliss.

All to be given,
Is the life that's to be liven,
A bond between two,
A bond that is to be shared with you.

This that is so nice,
That odds are the role of the dice,
For me to have you,
Shows me I can be true.

Indian Ladies and favorite TV serial

They cannot miss their favorite T.V. Serial even if there is flood,
storm, gale or earthquake!!!!

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Look at the expression of worry on helpless Husband's face near the door.

Best answer in collage got A+

Hi....

A Wonderful Story!

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards
sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I
don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and
have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.

"No", she replied. "He's out."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"

The woman went out and invited the men in"

"We do not go into a House together," they replied.

"Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing
to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is
Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with
your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was
overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us
invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"

Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the
house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better
to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"

"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.

"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love?
Please come in and be our guest."

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got
up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I
only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success,
the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love,
wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is
also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"

MY WISH FOR YOU...

-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your
ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding,
patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.

CUTE STORY

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years
old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy

this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough
money to buy the doll l, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding
the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this

doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much.
I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.

I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it

to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying
this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is
going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the
doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I
told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I
come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him
where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my
picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I
wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go
to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with
sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check

again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to
his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough
for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to
have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy,

but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to
buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I

couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local

news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a
truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The
little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The

family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining

machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the
coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news

paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as
I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where
the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make
last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a

beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and

the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling

that my life had been changed for ever.

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still,

to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk

driver had taken all this away from him.

Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

DOSTANAAAAA

AT A PARTY

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years are reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the Rest
Room, those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon
began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president
of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend
a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school
to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday, A 30,000 square
foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'
One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons. ....What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living
dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'
The three friendssaid: 'What a shame...what a disappointment.'
The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and
I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion,
a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends. !!!!!!

DOSTANAAAAA..........!!!!!......)))))))

Velocity of Money...!!!

It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, the
holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too
much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt.

Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small
local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro 100 note on the
reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up
the stairs on the third floor.

The hotel owner takes the banknote in hurry and rushes to his meat
supplier to whom he owes E100.

The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his debt.

The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay E100 for pigs he purchased
some time ago.

The farmer triumphantly gives the E100 note to a local hair dresser
who provided him his services on credit.

The hair dresser goes quickly to the hotel, as he owed the hotel for
his room use a month back.

At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to reception and
informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory and
takes his E100 back and departs.

There was no profit or income. There was NO real economic activity.
But everyone no longer has any debt and the small town people look
optimistically towards their future.

That's the power of velocity of money!

Difference between http:// and https://

What is the difference between ( http:// ) and ( https:// )

The main difference between http:// and https:// is: it's all about
keeping you secure.

HTTP:// stands for Hyper Text Transport Protocol,
Which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a
manner of speaking)
for information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients.
The important thing is the letter "S".
This is what makes the difference between http:// and https://.
The "S" (big surprise) stands for "Secure".
If you visit a website or webpage, and look at the address in the web
browser, it will likely begin with the following: http://.
This means that the website is talking to your browser using the
regular 'unsecure' language. In other words, it is possible for
someone to "eavesdrop" on your computer's conversation with the
website. If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the
information you send to that site.

This is why you never ever enter your credit card number in an http:// website !

But if the web address begins with https://, that basically means your
computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can
eavesdrop on.
You understand why this is so important, right?
If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card information, you
should automatically look to see if the web address begins with
https://.
If it doesn't, do NOT enter sensitive information like a credit card number.

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited
and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Banta got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Banta replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.

After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally
Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

A red rose

A red rose

A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to
his mother who lived two hundred miles away.

As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb
sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy
a red rose for my mother. But I only have seventy-five cents, and a
rose costs two dollars."

The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me. I'll buy you a rose." He
bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother's flowers.

As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home. She said, "Yes,
please! You can take me to my mother." She directed him to a cemetery,
where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.

The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the wire order, picked
up a bouquet and drove the two hundred miles to his mother's house.

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Moral: Don't Send Artificial Loves to your parents. Give them the
respect and courtesy they desire. They are your most precious
Treasure, Care for them. God Forbid, if they leave this world then one
can do nothing but regret.