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Friday, July 31, 2009

A Village in Austria named Fucking

A Little Austrian Town Named.......


The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign!

Are the residents called Fuckers?
What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?
Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?
If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

I didn't believe this was true .. So did an Internet search. It's
TRUE!!! Here's more pictures and info .

Now, this one is really good! The sign says 'Bitte! Nicht so schnell',
which in English translates to 'Please! Not so fast!

More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! ..
Pronounced 'fooking'
The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the
village in the 6th century.
His name? Focko.
NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWN.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

P U Z Z L E S

 LETS SEE - HOW BRILLIANT ARE YOU ???


Test yourself with these thinking exercises. The solutions are at the
bottom of the page. Don't be lazy. Try hard to figure these out before
you look! It'll be a lot more satisfying.

1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building.
Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the
building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only
travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way
unless it's raining! Why?

This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral
thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many
possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the
canonical answer is truly satisfying.

2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the
scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the
surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son! " How can
this be?

3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, coat, gloves
and ski mask. He is walking down a back street with all the street
lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but
somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

4. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older
twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How?

5. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?
This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can
be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a
very well-known software company as an interview question for
prospective employees.

6.. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left
early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently
died of poisoning.. Why did the man not die?

7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people
there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of
21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw
a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did
he know?

8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day
of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?

9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water.
The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says
'Thank you' and walks out. This puzzle claims to be the best of the
genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with
a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to
solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the
satisfaction of figuring it out.

10. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

11. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for
over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both
go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this
be?

12. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put
all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any
dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

13. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when
you throw it away?

14. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? (or
day names in any other language)

15. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find
out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think
nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is
unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not
find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

The solutions are below.... Don't be lazy. Try hard to figure these
out before you look!

Solutions :

1. The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the
elevator buttons. However, if it is raining then he will have his
umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons with it.

2. The surgeon was his mother.

3. It was day time.

4. At the time she went into labor, the mother of the twins was
traveling by boat. The older twin, Terry, was born first early on
March 1st. The boat then crossed a time zone and Kerry, the younger
twin, was born on February the 28th. Therefore, the younger twin
celebrates her birthday two days before her older brother.

5. A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal
of the manhole. A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So
for safety and practicality, all manhole covers should be round.

6. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank
the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning
the punch.

7.. He recognized Adam and Eve as the only people without navels.
Because they were not born of women, they had never had umbilical
cords and therefore they never had navels. This one seems perfectly
logical but it can sometimes spark fierce theological arguments. (Just
what a HUMOR list needs!!) ;^)

8. They were two of a set of triplets (or quadruplets, etc.). This
puzzle stumps many people. They try outlandish solutions involving
test-tube babies or surrogate mothers.. Why does the brain search for
complex solutions when there is a much simpler one available?

9. The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and
drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the
hiccups--so the man no longer needed the water. The is a simple puzzle
to state but a difficult one to solve. It is a perfect example of a
seemingly irrational and incongruous situation having a simple and
complete explanation. Amazingly this classic puzzle seems to work in
different cultures and languages.

10. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

11. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry.

12. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in
the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

13. The answer is Charcoal.

14. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

15.. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English
language, does not appear once in the long paragraph..

Sunday, July 19, 2009

SERIOUS JOKE

Serious joke....(literally)


AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA

WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM

HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY

THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY

WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY

AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.

THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED


HOW DID U FIND INDIANS


INDIANS??

WHO INDIANS??

I DIDNT FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN

THERE IN INDIAï

WHAT NONSENSE??

WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN

THE AMERICAN SAID

IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI

IN PUNJAB A PANJABIï

IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALA

BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALIï

THEN I MET

A MUSLIM,

A HINDU

A CHRISTIAN,

A JAIN,

A BUDDHIST

AND MANY MANY MANY MORE


BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN�DID I MEET


THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE ISï


THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD

BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME

REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...

FIGHT BACK -


ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN

JAI HIND

Wisdom

Once upon a time an old man spread rumors that his neighbor was a
thief. As a result, the young man was arrested. Days later the young
man was proven innocent. After been released he sued the old man for
wrongly accusing him.

In court the old man told the Judge: 'They were just comments, didn't
harm anyone..'

The judge, before passing sentence on the case, told the old man:
'Write all the things you said about him on a piece of paper. Cut them
up and on the way home, throw the pieces of paper out. Tomorrow, come
back to hear the sentence.'

The next day, the judge told the old man: 'Before receiving the
sentence, you will have to go out and gather all the pieces of paper
that you threw out yesterday.'
The old man said: 'I can't do that! The wind spread them and I won't
know where to find them.' �

The judge then replied: 'The same way, simple comments may destroy the
honor of a man to such an extent that one is not able to fix it. If
you can't speak well of someone, rather don't say anything.
'Let's all be masters of our mouths, so that we won't be slaves of our words.'

Monday, July 13, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009

81 ways to win your wife's love

81 ways to win your wife's love

1. Make her feel secure, don't threaten her with divorce.
2. Give sincere Salaams.
3. Treat her gently, like a fragile vessel.
4. Advise in private, at the best time, in the best way and atmosphere.
5. Be generous with her.
6. Warm the seat for her, you will warm her heart.
7. Avoid anger, be in Wudhu at all times.
8. Look good and smell great for your wife.
9. Don't be rigid or harsh-hearted or you will be broken.
10. Be a good listener.
11. Yes for flattery. No for arguing.
12. Call your wife with the best names, cute nicknames, and names she
loves to hear.
13. A pleasant surprise.
14. Preserve and guard the tongue.
15. Expect, accept, and overlook her shortcomings.
16. Give sincere compliments.
17. Encourage her to keep good relations with her family.
18. Speak of the topic of her interest.
19. Express to her relatives, how wonderful she is.
20. Give each other gifts.
21. Get rid of routine, surprise her.
22. Have a good opinion of each other.
23. Have good manners, overlook small things, don't nitpick.
24. Add a drop of patience, increase during pregnancy, menses.
25. Expect and respect her jealously.
26. Be humble.
27. Sacrifice your happiness for hers.
28. Help at home, with housework.
29. Help her love your relatives, but don't try to force her.
30. Let her know that she is the ideal wife for you.
31. Remember your wife in Du'a.
32. Leave the past for Allah, don't dwell on, dig into, or bring it up.
33. Don't act as if you are doing her a favor by working or providing,
Allah is the Provider, the husband is the carrier of the sustenance to
the family.
34. Take Shaitan as your enemy, not your wife.
35. Put food in your wife's mouth.
36. Treat your wife like she is the most precious pearl that you want
to protect.
37. Show her your smile.
38. Don't ignore the small things, deal with them before they be come big.
39. Avoid being harsh-hearted.
40. Respect and show that you appreciate her thinking.
41. Help her to find and build her inner strengths and skills.
42. Respect that she might not be in mood for intimacy, stay within
Halaal boundaries.
43. Help her take care of the children.
44. Give her gifts with your tongue, be an artist with your compliments.
45. Sit down and eat meals together.
46. Let her know that you will be traveling or returning from travel,
give her sufficient notice.
47. Don't leave home in anger.
48. Maintain the secrecy and privacy of the home.
49. Encourage each other in worship.
50. Respect and fulfill her rights upon you.
51. Live with her in kindness, goodness, fairness in good and bad times.
52. Kiss your wife, foreplay, don't jump on her like a bull.
53. Keep disputes between the two of you, don't take it outside.
54. Show care for her health and well-being.
55. Remember you are not always right or perfect yourself.
56. Share your happiness and sadness with her.
57. Have mercy for her weaknesses.
58. Be a firm support for her to lean on.
59. Accept her as is, she is a package deal.
60. Have a good intention for her.
61. Cook a dish for her.
62. Designate a nice, clean, spacious area in your home for the two of
you to pray at night whenever you can.
63. Women love flowers. Make a trail of them on the floor leading to
the gift you made for her.
64. Give her a nice massage when she least expects it.
65. Send your wife a text message out of the blue with a message of love.
66. Send your wife an email without a reason.
67. Go out on a date or a get-away for the weekend in a nice location,
preferably without kids.
68. Do something for your wife's family, whether it is a gift, or a
chat with her teen brother who needs mentoring, or whatever. It will
get you lots of brownie points.
69. Do not keep reminding and demanding your rights all the time.
70. Shop groceries for her and call her from the store and ask her
what she needs for the home, for herself or for her to give to people
as gifts.
71. Ask her if she would like to invite her female friends over for
ladies only get together and arrange for the dinner.
72. Ask her to send gifts to her parents and siblings.
73. Help her parents pay off debt. Send her poor relatives some money.
74. Write love notes or poems and place them in the book she's been reading.
75. If she tells you something she had just learned from the Qur'an or
Hadith, do not dismiss her or ridicule her effort, instead listen to
her and take her word.
76. Plant her a kitchen garden with all kind of herbs she needs for cooking.
77. Adopt a kitten for her if she likes.
78. Update her PC or laptop with a new one or get her a new mobile phone.
79. Learn to do a special massage technique and surprise her with your
new expertise.
80. Teach your children to respect and honor their mother.
81. Be humorous with her when she makes a mistake in the kitchen (like
when she put too much salt or burnt her baking).

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Medical Benefits of Honey and Cinnamon

Medical Benefits of Honey and Cinnamon..


It is found that a mixture of honey and cinnamon cures most Diseases.
Honey is produced in most of the countries of the world. Scientists of
today also accept honey as a "Ram Ban" (very effective) medicine for
all kinds of diseases. Honey can be used without any side Effects for
any kind of diseases.

Today's science says that even though honey is sweet, if taken in the
right dosage as a medicine, it does not harm diabetic patients. Weekly
World News, a Magazine in Canada , on its issue dated 17 January, 1995
has given the following list of diseases that can be cured by honey
and cinnamon as researched by western scientists

HEART DISEASES
Make a paste of honey and cinnamon powder, apply on bread, instead of
jelly and jam, and eat it regularly for breakfast. It reduces the
cholesterol in the arteries and saves the patient from heart attack.
Also, those who have already had an attack, if they do this Process
daily they are kept miles away from the next attack. Regular use of
the above process relieves loss of breath and strengthens the heart
beat. In America and Canada , various nursing homes have treated
patients successfully and have found that as you age, the arteries and
veins lose their flexibility and get clogged; honey and cinnamon
revitalize the arteries and veins.

ARTHRITIS:
Arthritis patients may take daily, morning, and night, One cup of hot
water with two spoons of honey and one small teaspoon of cinnamon
powder. If taken regularly even chronic arthritis can be cured. In a
recent research conducted at the Copenhagen University, it was found
that when the doctors treated their patients with a mixture of one
tablespoon honey and half teaspoon Cinnamon powder before breakfast,
They found that within a week, out of the 200 people So treated,
practically 73 patients were totally relieved of pain, and
within a month, mostly all the patients who could not walk or move
around because of arthritis started walking without pain.

BLADDER INFECTIONS:
Take two tablespoons of cinnamon powder and one teaspoon of honey in a
glass of lukewarm water and drink it. It destroys the germs in
thebladder.
TOOTHACHE:
Make a paste of one teaspoon of cinnamon powder and five teaspoons of
honey and apply on the aching tooth. This may be applied three times a
day until the tooth stops aching.

CHOLESTEROL:

Two tablespoons of honey and three teaspoons of cinnamon powder mixed
in 16 ounces of tea water, given to a cholesterol patient were found
to reduce the level of cholesterol in the blood by 10 percent within
two hours. As mentioned for arthritic patients, if taken three times a
day, any chronic cholesterol is cured. According to information
received in the said Journal, pure honey taken with food daily
relieves complaints of cholesterol. By the way, if you're taking
cholesterol medicine, STOP! They all contain STATIN which weaken your
muscles...including YOUR HEART and none has been shown to stop heart
attacks or strokes!!!!= 20


COLDS:

Those suffering from common or severe colds should take one tablespoon
lukewarm honey with 1/4 spoon cinnamon powder daily for three days.

This process will cure most chronic cough, cold, and clear the sinuses.

UPSET STOMACH

Honey taken with cinnamon powder cures stomach ache and also clears
stomach ulcers from the root.
GAS

According to the studies done in India and Japan , it is revealed that
if honey is taken with cinnamon powder the stomach is relieved of gas


IMMUNE SYSTEM

Daily use of honey and cinnamon powder strengthens the immune system
and protects the body from bacterial and viral attacks. Scientists
have found that honey has various vitamins and iron in large amounts.
Constant Use of honey strengthens the white blood corpuscles to
fight bacterial and viral diseases.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

slap to those people who crack jokes on sardar

It's 12-o'clock!

"Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but it's too difficult to be a Sardar".

I was standing at jalandhar station when my attention went towards a
Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard
and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to a terrorist.

After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The
Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so.

Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji Barah Baj
gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!)

The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young
Mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a
smile towards him.
The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of
truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, I walked
towards him and asked why did he smile at that person who teased him.
The Sikh youth replied, 'He was not teasing me but was asking for my
Help' . I was surprised with these words and he told me that there was
a big history behind that which one should know. I was eager to know
the History and the Sikh youth narrated:

During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the
Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals
treated the Hindu women as their own property and were forcing all
Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they were
refusing to accept. That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji
came forward ,in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to
fight against all these cruel activities. Guruji told the Mughal
emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the
Hindus would accept the same.

But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities . The Mughal
emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to
Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and
Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and
sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the Mughals were unable
to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.

Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion.
Can anybody reading this lay down his life and that too for the
protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still
remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", shield of India. For the sake of whom
he had sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his
body, fearing that they would also be assassinated

Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji! , Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son
of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of the Khalsa made a resolution that he
would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able
to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands. At the
start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting
against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in
the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan
treasures and nearly 2,200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread
like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander
of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's
Kafila on the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the Hindu women
and they were safely sent to their homes.

It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or
Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the
treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal
markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave
hearted and attacked them at 12 o'clock midnight and rescued the
women.

After that time when there occurred a similar incident. People started
to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the
raiders at Midnight, 12 o'clock. Nowadays, these "smart people" and
some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words
that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic
fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought
that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble! and want my help and
was reminding me by saying 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'

Pease don't make fun of religions. Every river is different but they
all flow into the ocean. "Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but it's too
difficult to be a Sardar"

17 Management Funda's

17 Management Funda's
1. "We will do it" means "You will do it"
2. "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3. "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started WORKING on the
Same"
4. "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5. "After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6. "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
Office-management-fundas
7. "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8. "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9. "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."
10. "We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11. "Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12. "You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13. "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"
14. "Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know…"
15. "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16. "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17. "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"1."We will do it" means
"You will do it"

5 thing r Happening i your House

This is truly brilliant... .It can't get more accurate than this!!!!
Sigmund Freud's priorities test.
Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which
sequence would you solve them?
1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!
In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence
and do check below how your decisions were made. BUT BE HONEST, THE
FINDINGS ARE EXCITING. First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then
scroll below and read after!
Answer:
Every individual point represents something in your life. On the list
you can see which meaning every point has:
1. Telephone represents =Work*
2. Baby represents =Family*
3. Door represents =Friends*
4. Clothes represent =Money*
5. Tap represents =Love life*
- Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

8 Tips For Disliking A Person LESS...

Some people are part of your life, whether you want them there or not.
What if you don't have the
warmest of feelings for your boss? Your mother-in-law? Your next-door neighbor?

It's easy to come up with a mental catalog of all the ways in which
that person could change to be less annoying,
domineering, passive-aggressive, arrogant, etc.—but the fact is, you
can't change anyone but yourself.

Here are some tips about how to help yourself cultivate more friendly
feelings. It's quite a strain to hide feelings of dislike;
if you can manage to change your feelings, you'll be much happier.
It's hard, but not impossible.

1. Seek contact. This is a bit counter-intuitive. If you don't like
someone, you probably feel like avoiding that person,
but because of the psychological phenomenon known as the mere exposure effect,
we tend to like people better the more we see them.

2. Do nice things for that person. "We prefer to see those to whom we
do good than those
who do good to us," as La Rochefoucauld observed.

3. Give that person a brief touch. Subliminal touching, i.e., touching
a person so unobtrusively that it's not noticed,
increases people's sense of well-being and positive feelings.

4. Lighten up. Joke about whatever annoys you, and if you can manage
it, laugh about it with that person,
or poke fun at your own reaction. Nothing neutralizes bad feelings
like a good laugh.
This can be tough, however.

5. Act friendly. We think we act because of the way we feel, but often
we feel because of the way we act.
So act the way you want to feel. This is uncannily effective—just try it.

6. Resist criticizing that person. When you voice your complaints,
they assume a solidity in your mind that's hard to eliminate.
When your thoughts remain unspoken, they can more easily be changed.

7. Remember happy shared experiences. Recalling good times elevates
mood and will help warm your feelings.

8. Be grateful. Reflecting on reasons to feel grateful, instead of
reasons to be angry or annoyed, will help change your view.

A Village with No Roads Whatsoever

A Village in Holland where in u cant find a single road...all
transportations are done by boats alone...

Friday, July 3, 2009

One of Indian Village With 250 Sets of Twins

` indian village with 250 sEts of twins `

Doctors are trying to unravel the mystery of an Indian village
boasting 250 sets of twins born to just 2,000 families.

The phenomenon has seen almost six times as many twins born than the
global average in the remote village of Kodinhi, in Kerala.


In 2008 alone 15 pairs of twins were born in the village out of 300
healthy deliveries and this year is expected to top that number

In the last five years alone up to 60 pairs of twins have been born,
with the rate of twins increasing year-on-year.

Local doctor and twin enthusiast Dr Krishnan Sribiju has been studying
the medical marvel of Kodinhi for the past two years. Although 250
sets of twins have been officially registered in the village Dr
Sribiju believes the real number to be far higher. "In my medical
opinion there are around 300 to 350 twins within the village
boundaries of Kodinhi," he said


According to villagers, the twin phenomenon only started occurring
three generations ago. Dr Sribiju said: "To the best of my knowledge
this medical marvel began somewhere between 60 to 70 years ago


"Without access to detailed biochemical analysis equipment I cannot
say for certain what the reason for the twinning is, but I feel that
it is something to do with what the villagers eat and drink"

Amaze your friends.,.,.b the first 2 tell them

On August 7 , 2009

At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year, the
time and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

This will never happen in your life again??!!!!

P U Z Z L Es

LETS SEE - HOW BRILLIANT ARE YOU ???

Test yourself with these thinking exercises. The solutions are at the
bottom of the page. Don't be lazy. Try hard to figure these out before
you look! It'll be a lot more satisfying.
________________________________

1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building.
Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the
building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only
travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way
unless it's raining! Why?

This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral
thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many
possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the
canonical answer is truly satisfying.

2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the
scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the
surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son! " How can
this be?

3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, coat, gloves
and ski mask. He is walking down a back street with all the street
lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but
somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

4. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older
twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How?

5. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?
This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can
be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a
very well-known software company as an interview question for
prospective employees.

6.. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left
early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently
died of poisoning.. Why did the man not die?

7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people
there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of
21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw
a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did
he know?

8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day
of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?

9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water.
The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says
'Thank you' and walks out. This puzzle claims to be the best of the
genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with
a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to
solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the
satisfaction of figuring it out.

10. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

11. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for
over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both
go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this
be?

12. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put
all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any
dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

13. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when
you throw it away?

14. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? (or
day names in any other language)

15. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find
out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think
nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is
unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not
find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

The solutions are below.... Don't be lazy. Try hard to figure these
out before you look!

Solutions :

1. The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the
elevator buttons. However, if it is raining then he will have his
umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons with it.

2. The surgeon was his mother.

3. It was day time.

4. At the time she went into labor, the mother of the twins was
traveling by boat. The older twin, Terry, was born first early on
March 1st. The boat then crossed a time zone and Kerry, the younger
twin, was born on February the 28th. Therefore, the younger twin
celebrates her birthday two days before her older brother.

5. A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal
of the manhole. A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So
for safety and practicality, all manhole covers should be round.

6. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank
the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning
the punch.

7.. He recognized Adam and Eve as the only people without navels.
Because they were not born of women, they had never had umbilical
cords and therefore they never had navels. This one seems perfectly
logical but it can sometimes spark fierce theological arguments. (Just
what a HUMOR list needs!!) ;^)

8. They were two of a set of triplets (or quadruplets, etc.). This
puzzle stumps many people. They try outlandish solutions involving
test-tube babies or surrogate mothers.. Why does the brain search for
complex solutions when there is a much simpler one available?

9. The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and
drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the
hiccups--so the man no longer needed the water. The is a simple puzzle
to state but a difficult one to solve. It is a perfect example of a
seemingly irrational and incongruous situation having a simple and
complete explanation. Amazingly this classic puzzle seems to work in
different cultures and languages.

10. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

11. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry.

12. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in
the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

13. The answer is Charcoal.

14. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

15.. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English
language, does not appear once in the long paragraph..

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Best Employment Interview Tips......!!!!

Best Employment Interview Tips!

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Interview Tip 1: Plan Ahead - Do a little homework! Research the
company and the position if possible, and if possible the people you
will meet at the interview. Review your work experiences. Be ready to
support past career accomplishments with specific information targeted
towards the companies needs. Have your facts ready!

Interview Tip 2: Role Play - Once you have finished studying, begin
role playing (rehearsing). Make your presentation more concise. Try to
keep your answers to the information your new employer will want to
know.

Interview Tip 3: Eye Contact - Maintain eye contact with your
interviewer. Show you want the job with your interest.

 Interview Tip 4: Be Positive - In particular, avoid negative
comments about past employers.

Interview Tip 5: Adapt - Listen and adapt. Be sensitive to the style
of the interviewer. Pay attention to those details of dress, office
furniture, and general decor which will afford helpful clues to assist
you in tailoring your presentation.

Interview Tip 6: Relate - Try to relate your answers to the
interviewer and his or her company. Focus on achievements relevant to
the position.


Interview Tip 7: Encourage - Encourage the interviewer to share
information about his or her company. Demonstrate your interest. Ask
questions relating to the company to the employer which will make
him/her feel you are interested.

Interview Tip 8: Wear a Smile - Remain cheerful and approachable.
Beware of your expressions, looking pleasant is important.

Eleven Hints for Life!

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.But what is
more painful is to love someone and neverfind the courage to let that
person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone whomeans a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it wasnever meant to be and you just
have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on aporch swing
with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the
best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but
it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it
arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, anhour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but ittakes a lifetime to forget
someone.


6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even
that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes
only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.


7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you
want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all
the things you want to do.


8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts
you, it probably hurts the person too.


9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A
timely word may level stress. But a loving word may heal and bless.


10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the bestof
everything they just make the most of everything that comes along
their way.


11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
smiling. Live your life so that when you die,you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying...