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Rainfall clicked at Coimbatore...

First time sex (not vulgar - pure humor)

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have
dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first
time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the
boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time & all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his
girlfriend at the door.. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes &
the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to
the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

Divorce because of 9/11 Attack

Inspirational Story: Think Smart, Work Smart and Rest Smart... Must Read..

Inspirational Story: Think Smart, Work Smart and Rest Smart...
Must Read..

Once there was a group of man - a young hot-blooded chap and a big
number of old folks, doing timber job in a jungle.

This young chap is very hard working. He always continues to work
through his break time and complains that those old folks were wasting
time,

having to break few times a day to drink and chat. As times goes by,
this young chap noticed that even though he worked through break time
and hardly took a rest.

those old folks are chopping the same amount of trees as he did and
sometimes did more than he did. It was as if those old folks work
through the break time as he did. So he decided to work harder the
next day.unfortunately the results were even worse.

One day, one of the old folk invited him for a drink during their
break time. That young chap refused and said he has no extra time to
spend! Then the old man smiled to him and said it was just a waste of
effort to keep chopping trees without re-sharpening your Axe. Sooner
or later you will give up or be so exhausted as you have spent too
much energy.

Suddenly the young chap realized that actually during break times
while those old folks were having a chat, they were also re-sharpening
their Axe at the same time! And that's how they can chop faster than
him and yet spending lesser time!

The old folk said what we need is efficiency by making use of our
skill and ability intelligently. Only then can we have more times to
do other things.

Otherwise you will always keep saying ...

I have no time!

Moral of the Story: By taking a short break during work, it would make
you feel fresher, think well and work better after the break! (Or am I
just finding excuse to take a break). But by taking a break, it is not
to stop work but to rest and re-think our strategy to go about it from
another angle.

Painted Rocks

Some Health TIPS..

Facts 1 - 5

1. The stomach's digestive acids are strong enough to dissolve zinc.
Fortunately for us, the cells in the stomach lining renew so quickly
that the acids don't have time to dissolve it.

2. The lungs contain over 300,000 million capillaries (tiny blood
vessels). If they were laid end to end, they would stretch 2400km
(1500 miles).

3. A man's testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day -
enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!

4. Human bone is as strong as granite in supporting weight.. A block
of bone the size of a matchbox can support 9 tonnes - that is four
times as much as concrete can support.

5. Each finger and toenail takes six months to grow from base to tip.

Facts 6 - 10

6. The largest organ in the body is the skin. In an adult man it
covers about 1.9m2 (20sq ft). The skin constantly flakes away - in a
lifetime each person sheds around 18kg (40 lb) of skin.

7. When you sleep, you grow by about 8mm (0.3in). The next day you
shrink back to your former height. The reason is that your cartilage
discs are squeezed like sponges by the force of gravity when you stand
or sit.

8. The average person in the west eats 50 tonnes of food and drinks
50,000 litres (11,000 gallons) of liquid during his life.

9. Each kidney contains 1 million individual filters. They filter an
average of around 1.3 litres (2.2 pints) of blood per minute and expel
up to 1.4 litres (2.5 pints) a day of urine.

10. The focusing muscles of the eyes move around 100,000 times a day.
To give your leg muscles the same workout, you would need to walk 80km
(50 miles) every day.

Facts 11 - 15

11. In 30 minutes, the average body gives off enough heat (combined)
to bring a half gallon of water to boil.

12. A single human blood cell takes only 60 seconds to make a complete
circuit of the body.

13. A foreskin, the size of a postage stamp, from circumcised babies
take only 21 days to grow skin that can cover three (3) basketball
courts. Amazing isn't it. Thanks to science. The laboratory-grown skin
is used in treating burn patients.

14. The eyes receive approximately 90 percent of all our information,
making us basically visual creatures.

15. The female ovaries contain nearly half-a-million egg cells, yet
only 400 or so will ever get the opportunity to create a new life.
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