Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died
Lesson Learned:
The next time Charles gets married...someone warn the Pope !!!
......just go back inside, have another cup of coffee, and stay home.
It's NOT going to be a good day.
But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man
don't be A "Girl"
If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
If a Girl is talking to Boys
----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl
---------- He is "flirting"
If a Girl meets with accident ------------ --------
Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident -----------? - --?------
"Don't you know how to Drive"
What A World Is this
Please help us God..
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An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the
United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to
tellyou something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir
is named.
When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a
good opportunity to have a bath.'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A
Pakistani had stolen them.'
The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What
are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made
that clear, I will begin my speech.'
And they say Kashmir belongs to them...
Her heart glows like the coals of a warm fire,
Having no trouble with her true felt desire.
Knowing what she wants,
Letting her body flaunt,
Looking as her skin shows bright,
We both know it must be right.
All that has been done,
In the night and in the evening sun,
This fire that we light,
All our love such a beautiful sight.
I feel it in my bones and eyes,
A love that never dies,
We were given a gift,
Something that gave our spirits a lift.
While the sun sinks below the moutain,
Our body naked in a foutain,
A moment to treasure,
A moment Forever,
Such a thing as this,
In the utmost sense is true bliss.
All to be given,
Is the life that's to be liven,
A bond between two,
A bond that is to be shared with you.
This that is so nice,
That odds are the role of the dice,
For me to have you,
Shows me I can be true.
DO U THINK I AM KIDDING............OK THEN JUST SCROLL DOWN
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Look at the expression of worry on helpless Husband's face near the door.
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