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Beer Vs Women

Most men like women. But, most men like beer too! So, for men it
becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer!

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !

A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you.
If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for
sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view .... )

10 beers in a night and then you can't drive.
10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !

The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal.
If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !

For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !
1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer !
1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !

You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half
an hour after !
1 point for beer !

So the Score is ......... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !

If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ....... know that a
beer would never get angry!
So .......... Another point for beer !

Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6 !

Ten Principles for Peace of Mind

1. Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked.

Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others'
affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our
way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do
not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the
right direction, our direction. This thinking denies the existence of
individuality and consequently the existence of God.. God has each one
of us in a way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the
same way. All men or women act the way they do because God within them
prompts them that way. Mind your own business and you will keep your
peace.

2. Forgive And Forget.

This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We often develop ill
feelings inside our heart for the person who insults us or harms us.
We nurture grievances. This in turn results in loss of sleep,
development of stomach ulcers, and high blood pressure. This insult or
injury was done once, but nourishing of grievance goes on forever by
constantly remembering it. Get over this bad habit. Life is too short
to waste in such trifles. Forgive, Forget, and march on. Love
flourishes in giving and forgiving.

3. Do Not Crave For Recognition.

This world is full of selfish people. They seldom praise anybody
without selfish motives. They may praise you today because you are in
power, but no sooner than you are powerless, they will forget your
achievement and will start finding faults in you. Why do you wish to
kill yourself in striving for their recognition? Their recognition is
not worth the aggravation. Do your duties ethically and sincerely.

4. Do Not Be Jealous.

We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our peace of mind.
You know that you harder than your colleagues in the office, but
sometimes they get promotions; you do not. You a business several
years ago, but you are not as successful as your neighbor whose
business is only one old. There are several examples like these in
everyday life. Should you be jealous? No. Remember everybody's life is
shaped by his/her destiny, which has now become his/her reality. If
you are destined to be rich, nothing in the world can stop you. If you
are not so destined, no one can help you either. Nothing will be
gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get
you anywhere; it will only take away your peace of mind.

5. Change Yourself According To The Environment.

If you try to change the environment single-handedly, the chances are
you will fail. Instead, change yourself to suit your environment. As
you do this, even the environment, which has been unfriendly to you,
will mysteriously change and seem congenial and harmonious.

6. Endure What Cannot Be Cured.

This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Every
day we face numerous inconveniences, ailments, irritations, and
accidents that are beyond our control. If we cannot control them or
change them, we must learn to put up with these things. We must learn
to endure them cheerfully. Believe in yourself and you will gain in
terms of patience, inner strength and will power.

7. Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew.

This maxim needs to be remembered constantly. We often tend to take
more responsibilities than we are capable of carrying out. This is
done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. . Why take on
additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace
of mind by expanding your external activities. Reduce your material
engagements and spend in prayer, introspection and meditation. This
will reduce those thoughts in your mind that you restless. Uncluttered
mind will produce greater peace of mind.

8. Meditate Regularly.

Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing thoughts. This is
the highest state of peace of mind. Try and it yourself. If you
meditate earnestly for half an hour everyday, your mind will tend to
become peaceful during the remaining twenty-three and half-hours. Your
mind will not be easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit
by gradually increasing the period of daily meditation. You may think
that this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this
will increase your efficiency and you will be able to produce better
results in less time

9. Never Leave The Mind Vacant.

An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil actions start in the
vacant mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something
worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your
interest. You must decide what you value more: money or peace of mind.
Your hobby, like social work or religious work, may not always earn
you more money, but you will have a sense of fulfillment and
achievement. Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself in
healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name.

10. Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret.

Do not waste time in protracted wondering " Should I or shouldn't I?"
Days, weeks, months, and years may be wasted in that futile mental
debating. You can never plan enough because you can never anticipate
all future happenings. Value your time and do the things that need to
be done. It does not matter if you fail the first time. You can learn
from your mistakes and succeed the next time. Sitting back and
worrying will lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes, but do not
brood over the past. DO NOT REGRET. Whatever happened was destined to
happen only that way. Why cry over spilt milk?

short joke

Religious Husband

A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM CHURCH;

HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE THEN CARRIED HER AROUND THE HOUSE.

THE WIFE WAS SO SURPRISED AND SHE ASKED
'DID THE BISHOP PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC'?

THE HUSBAND SAID, 'NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS'.

TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought
he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal! To kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck- is-the-room- spinning medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18 . Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

The Wood Cutter

The Wood Cutter

One day a woodcutter took his grandson into the forest for his first
experience in selecting and cutting oak trees. These they would later
sell to the boat builders.

As they walked along, the woodcutter explained that the purpose of
each tree is contained in its natural shape: some are straight for
planks, some have the proper curves for the ribs of a boat, and some
are tall for masts.

The woodcutter told his grandson that by paying attention to the
details of each tree, and with experience in recognizing these
characteristics, someday he too might become the woodcutter of the
forest.

A little way into the forest, the grandson saw an old oak tree that
had never been cut. The boy asked his grandfather if he could cut it
down because it was useless for boat building - there were no straight
limbs, the trunk was, short and gnarled, and the curves were going the
wrong way. "We could cut it down for firewood," the grandson said. "At
least then it will be of some use to us." The woodcutter replied that
for now they should be about their work cutting the proper trees for
the boat builders; maybe later they could return to the old oak tree.

After a few hours of cutting the huge trees, the grandson grew tired
and asked if they could stop for a rest in some cool shade. The
woodcutter took his grandson over to the old oak tree, where they
rested against its trunk in the cool shade beneath its twisted limbs.

After they had rested a while, the woodcutter explained to his
grandson the necessity of attentive awareness and recognition of
everything in the forest and in the world. Some things are readily
apparent, like the tall, straight trees; other things are less
apparent, requiring closer attention, like recognition of the proper
curves in the limbs. And some things might initially appear to have no
purpose at all, like the gnarled old oak tree.

The woodcutter stated, "You must learn to pay careful attention every
day so you can recognize and discover the purpose God has for
everything in creation. For it is this old oak tree, which you so
quickly deemed useless except for firewood, that now allows us to rest
against its trunk amidst the coolness of its shade.

"Remember, grandson, not everything is as it first appears. Be
patient, pay attention, recognize, and discover."

How smart is your right foot - amazing

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT ?

This is hysterical.I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle..

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT ?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe
this! This will confuse your mind and will keep you trying over and
over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It is
pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and
make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your
right hand. Your foot will change direction.

And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how
stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it
again, if you've not already done so.

Stress Meter-check it out

I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.
Read the full description before looking at the picture.

The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a
case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical.

A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in
spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under
stress would find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many
differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is
experiencing a great amount of stress.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two
differences you may want to take a vacation.

Creativity With Finger

Awesome IT Quotes.....!!!!

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UNIX is simple. But it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.

-Dennis Ritchie

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Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.

-Ralph Johnson

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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

-Fred Brooks

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It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it;
It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.

-Steve McConnell Code Complete

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the
intelligent are full of doubt.

-Bertrand Russell

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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be
the process of putting them in.

-Edsger Dijkstra

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You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic;
You cannot have both at the same time.

-Bertrand Meyer

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.

-Alan J. Perlis

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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring
aircraft building progress by weight.

-Bill Gates

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The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development
time.
The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the
development time.

-Tom Cargill

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Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and
better idiot-proof programs.
The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.
So far the Universe is winning.

-Anonymous

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Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.
Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works.
Programmers combine Theory and Practice: Nothing works and they don't
know why.

-Anonymous

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The Six Phases of a Project:

* Enthusiasm
* Disillusionment
* Panic
* Search for the Guilty
* Punishment of the Innocent
* Praise for non-participants

-Anonymous

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No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it
in front of a live audience,
The probability of a flawless presentation is
Inversely proportional to the number of people watching,
Raised to the power of the amount of money involved.

-Anonymous

A Village in Austria named Fucking

A Little Austrian Town Named.......

The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign!

Are the residents called Fuckers?
What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?
Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?
If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

I didn't believe this was true .. So did an Internet search. It's
TRUE!!! Here's more pictures and info .

Now, this one is really good! The sign says 'Bitte! Nicht so schnell',
which in English translates to 'Please! Not so fast!

More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! ..
Pronounced 'fooking'
The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the
village in the 6th century.
His name? Focko.
NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWN.

P U Z Z L E S

 LETS SEE - HOW BRILLIANT ARE YOU ???

Test yourself with these thinking exercises. The solutions are at the
bottom of the page. Don't be lazy. Try hard to figure these out before
you look! It'll be a lot more satisfying.

1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building.
Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the
building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only
travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way
unless it's raining! Why?

This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral
thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many
possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the
canonical answer is truly satisfying.

2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the
scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the
surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son! " How can
this be?

3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, coat, gloves
and ski mask. He is walking down a back street with all the street
lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but
somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

4. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older
twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How?

5. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?
This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can
be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a
very well-known software company as an interview question for
prospective employees.

6.. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left
early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently
died of poisoning.. Why did the man not die?

7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people
there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of
21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw
a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did
he know?

8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day
of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?

9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water.
The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says
'Thank you' and walks out. This puzzle claims to be the best of the
genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with
a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to
solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the
satisfaction of figuring it out.

10. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

11. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for
over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both
go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this
be?

12. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put
all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any
dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

13. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when
you throw it away?

14. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? (or
day names in any other language)

15. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find
out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think
nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is
unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not
find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

The solutions are below.... Don't be lazy. Try hard to figure these
out before you look!

Solutions :

1. The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the
elevator buttons. However, if it is raining then he will have his
umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons with it.

2. The surgeon was his mother.

3. It was day time.

4. At the time she went into labor, the mother of the twins was
traveling by boat. The older twin, Terry, was born first early on
March 1st. The boat then crossed a time zone and Kerry, the younger
twin, was born on February the 28th. Therefore, the younger twin
celebrates her birthday two days before her older brother.

5. A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal
of the manhole. A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So
for safety and practicality, all manhole covers should be round.

6. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank
the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning
the punch.

7.. He recognized Adam and Eve as the only people without navels.
Because they were not born of women, they had never had umbilical
cords and therefore they never had navels. This one seems perfectly
logical but it can sometimes spark fierce theological arguments. (Just
what a HUMOR list needs!!) ;^)

8. They were two of a set of triplets (or quadruplets, etc.). This
puzzle stumps many people. They try outlandish solutions involving
test-tube babies or surrogate mothers.. Why does the brain search for
complex solutions when there is a much simpler one available?

9. The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and
drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the
hiccups--so the man no longer needed the water. The is a simple puzzle
to state but a difficult one to solve. It is a perfect example of a
seemingly irrational and incongruous situation having a simple and
complete explanation. Amazingly this classic puzzle seems to work in
different cultures and languages.

10. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

11. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry.

12. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in
the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

13. The answer is Charcoal.

14. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

15.. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English
language, does not appear once in the long paragraph..

SERIOUS JOKE

Serious joke....(literally)

AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA

WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM

HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY

THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY

WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY

AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.

THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED

HOW DID U FIND INDIANS

INDIANS??

WHO INDIANS??

I DIDNT FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN

THERE IN INDIAï

WHAT NONSENSE??

WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN

THE AMERICAN SAID

IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI

IN PUNJAB A PANJABIï

IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALA

BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALIï

THEN I MET

A MUSLIM,

A HINDU

A CHRISTIAN,

A JAIN,

A BUDDHIST

AND MANY MANY MANY MORE

BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN�DID I MEET

THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE ISï

THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD

BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME

REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...

FIGHT BACK -

ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN

JAI HIND

Wisdom

Once upon a time an old man spread rumors that his neighbor was a
thief. As a result, the young man was arrested. Days later the young
man was proven innocent. After been released he sued the old man for
wrongly accusing him.

In court the old man told the Judge: 'They were just comments, didn't
harm anyone..'

The judge, before passing sentence on the case, told the old man:
'Write all the things you said about him on a piece of paper. Cut them
up and on the way home, throw the pieces of paper out. Tomorrow, come
back to hear the sentence.'

The next day, the judge told the old man: 'Before receiving the
sentence, you will have to go out and gather all the pieces of paper
that you threw out yesterday.'
The old man said: 'I can't do that! The wind spread them and I won't
know where to find them.' �

The judge then replied: 'The same way, simple comments may destroy the
honor of a man to such an extent that one is not able to fix it. If
you can't speak well of someone, rather don't say anything.
'Let's all be masters of our mouths, so that we won't be slaves of our words.'

Two Opposites Suicides

81 ways to win your wife's love

81 ways to win your wife's love

1. Make her feel secure, don't threaten her with divorce.
2. Give sincere Salaams.
3. Treat her gently, like a fragile vessel.
4. Advise in private, at the best time, in the best way and atmosphere.
5. Be generous with her.
6. Warm the seat for her, you will warm her heart.
7. Avoid anger, be in Wudhu at all times.
8. Look good and smell great for your wife.
9. Don't be rigid or harsh-hearted or you will be broken.
10. Be a good listener.
11. Yes for flattery. No for arguing.
12. Call your wife with the best names, cute nicknames, and names she
loves to hear.
13. A pleasant surprise.
14. Preserve and guard the tongue.
15. Expect, accept, and overlook her shortcomings.
16. Give sincere compliments.
17. Encourage her to keep good relations with her family.
18. Speak of the topic of her interest.
19. Express to her relatives, how wonderful she is.
20. Give each other gifts.
21. Get rid of routine, surprise her.
22. Have a good opinion of each other.
23. Have good manners, overlook small things, don't nitpick.
24. Add a drop of patience, increase during pregnancy, menses.
25. Expect and respect her jealously.
26. Be humble.
27. Sacrifice your happiness for hers.
28. Help at home, with housework.
29. Help her love your relatives, but don't try to force her.
30. Let her know that she is the ideal wife for you.
31. Remember your wife in Du'a.
32. Leave the past for Allah, don't dwell on, dig into, or bring it up.
33. Don't act as if you are doing her a favor by working or providing,
Allah is the Provider, the husband is the carrier of the sustenance to
the family.
34. Take Shaitan as your enemy, not your wife.
35. Put food in your wife's mouth.
36. Treat your wife like she is the most precious pearl that you want
to protect.
37. Show her your smile.
38. Don't ignore the small things, deal with them before they be come big.
39. Avoid being harsh-hearted.
40. Respect and show that you appreciate her thinking.
41. Help her to find and build her inner strengths and skills.
42. Respect that she might not be in mood for intimacy, stay within
Halaal boundaries.
43. Help her take care of the children.
44. Give her gifts with your tongue, be an artist with your compliments.
45. Sit down and eat meals together.
46. Let her know that you will be traveling or returning from travel,
give her sufficient notice.
47. Don't leave home in anger.
48. Maintain the secrecy and privacy of the home.
49. Encourage each other in worship.
50. Respect and fulfill her rights upon you.
51. Live with her in kindness, goodness, fairness in good and bad times.
52. Kiss your wife, foreplay, don't jump on her like a bull.
53. Keep disputes between the two of you, don't take it outside.
54. Show care for her health and well-being.
55. Remember you are not always right or perfect yourself.
56. Share your happiness and sadness with her.
57. Have mercy for her weaknesses.
58. Be a firm support for her to lean on.
59. Accept her as is, she is a package deal.
60. Have a good intention for her.
61. Cook a dish for her.
62. Designate a nice, clean, spacious area in your home for the two of
you to pray at night whenever you can.
63. Women love flowers. Make a trail of them on the floor leading to
the gift you made for her.
64. Give her a nice massage when she least expects it.
65. Send your wife a text message out of the blue with a message of love.
66. Send your wife an email without a reason.
67. Go out on a date or a get-away for the weekend in a nice location,
preferably without kids.
68. Do something for your wife's family, whether it is a gift, or a
chat with her teen brother who needs mentoring, or whatever. It will
get you lots of brownie points.
69. Do not keep reminding and demanding your rights all the time.
70. Shop groceries for her and call her from the store and ask her
what she needs for the home, for herself or for her to give to people
as gifts.
71. Ask her if she would like to invite her female friends over for
ladies only get together and arrange for the dinner.
72. Ask her to send gifts to her parents and siblings.
73. Help her parents pay off debt. Send her poor relatives some money.
74. Write love notes or poems and place them in the book she's been reading.
75. If she tells you something she had just learned from the Qur'an or
Hadith, do not dismiss her or ridicule her effort, instead listen to
her and take her word.
76. Plant her a kitchen garden with all kind of herbs she needs for cooking.
77. Adopt a kitten for her if she likes.
78. Update her PC or laptop with a new one or get her a new mobile phone.
79. Learn to do a special massage technique and surprise her with your
new expertise.
80. Teach your children to respect and honor their mother.
81. Be humorous with her when she makes a mistake in the kitchen (like
when she put too much salt or burnt her baking).

Medical Benefits of Honey and Cinnamon

Medical Benefits of Honey and Cinnamon..

It is found that a mixture of honey and cinnamon cures most Diseases.
Honey is produced in most of the countries of the world. Scientists of
today also accept honey as a "Ram Ban" (very effective) medicine for
all kinds of diseases. Honey can be used without any side Effects for
any kind of diseases.

Today's science says that even though honey is sweet, if taken in the
right dosage as a medicine, it does not harm diabetic patients. Weekly
World News, a Magazine in Canada , on its issue dated 17 January, 1995
has given the following list of diseases that can be cured by honey
and cinnamon as researched by western scientists

HEART DISEASES
Make a paste of honey and cinnamon powder, apply on bread, instead of
jelly and jam, and eat it regularly for breakfast. It reduces the
cholesterol in the arteries and saves the patient from heart attack.
Also, those who have already had an attack, if they do this Process
daily they are kept miles away from the next attack. Regular use of
the above process relieves loss of breath and strengthens the heart
beat. In America and Canada , various nursing homes have treated
patients successfully and have found that as you age, the arteries and
veins lose their flexibility and get clogged; honey and cinnamon
revitalize the arteries and veins.

ARTHRITIS:
Arthritis patients may take daily, morning, and night, One cup of hot
water with two spoons of honey and one small teaspoon of cinnamon
powder. If taken regularly even chronic arthritis can be cured. In a
recent research conducted at the Copenhagen University, it was found
that when the doctors treated their patients with a mixture of one
tablespoon honey and half teaspoon Cinnamon powder before breakfast,
They found that within a week, out of the 200 people So treated,
practically 73 patients were totally relieved of pain, and
within a month, mostly all the patients who could not walk or move
around because of arthritis started walking without pain.

BLADDER INFECTIONS:
Take two tablespoons of cinnamon powder and one teaspoon of honey in a
glass of lukewarm water and drink it. It destroys the germs in
thebladder.
TOOTHACHE:
Make a paste of one teaspoon of cinnamon powder and five teaspoons of
honey and apply on the aching tooth. This may be applied three times a
day until the tooth stops aching.

CHOLESTEROL:

Two tablespoons of honey and three teaspoons of cinnamon powder mixed
in 16 ounces of tea water, given to a cholesterol patient were found
to reduce the level of cholesterol in the blood by 10 percent within
two hours. As mentioned for arthritic patients, if taken three times a
day, any chronic cholesterol is cured. According to information
received in the said Journal, pure honey taken with food daily
relieves complaints of cholesterol. By the way, if you're taking
cholesterol medicine, STOP! They all contain STATIN which weaken your
muscles...including YOUR HEART and none has been shown to stop heart
attacks or strokes!!!!= 20

COLDS:

Those suffering from common or severe colds should take one tablespoon
lukewarm honey with 1/4 spoon cinnamon powder daily for three days.

This process will cure most chronic cough, cold, and clear the sinuses.

UPSET STOMACH

Honey taken with cinnamon powder cures stomach ache and also clears
stomach ulcers from the root.
GAS

According to the studies done in India and Japan , it is revealed that
if honey is taken with cinnamon powder the stomach is relieved of gas

IMMUNE SYSTEM

Daily use of honey and cinnamon powder strengthens the immune system
and protects the body from bacterial and viral attacks. Scientists
have found that honey has various vitamins and iron in large amounts.
Constant Use of honey strengthens the white blood corpuscles to
fight bacterial and viral diseases.

slap to those people who crack jokes on sardar

It's 12-o'clock!

"Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but it's too difficult to be a Sardar".

I was standing at jalandhar station when my attention went towards a
Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard
and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to a terrorist.

After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The
Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so.

Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji Barah Baj
gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!)

The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young
Mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a
smile towards him.
The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of
truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, I walked
towards him and asked why did he smile at that person who teased him.
The Sikh youth replied, 'He was not teasing me but was asking for my
Help' . I was surprised with these words and he told me that there was
a big history behind that which one should know. I was eager to know
the History and the Sikh youth narrated:

During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the
Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals
treated the Hindu women as their own property and were forcing all
Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they were
refusing to accept. That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji
came forward ,in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to
fight against all these cruel activities. Guruji told the Mughal
emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the
Hindus would accept the same.

But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities . The Mughal
emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to
Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and
Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and
sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the Mughals were unable
to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.

Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion.
Can anybody reading this lay down his life and that too for the
protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still
remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", shield of India. For the sake of whom
he had sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his
body, fearing that they would also be assassinated

Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji! , Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son
of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of the Khalsa made a resolution that he
would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able
to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands. At the
start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting
against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in
the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan
treasures and nearly 2,200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread
like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander
of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's
Kafila on the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the Hindu women
and they were safely sent to their homes.

It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or
Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the
treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal
markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave
hearted and attacked them at 12 o'clock midnight and rescued the
women.

After that time when there occurred a similar incident. People started
to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the
raiders at Midnight, 12 o'clock. Nowadays, these "smart people" and
some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words
that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic
fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought
that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble! and want my help and
was reminding me by saying 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'

Pease don't make fun of religions. Every river is different but they
all flow into the ocean. "Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but it's too
difficult to be a Sardar"

17 Management Funda's

17 Management Funda's
1. "We will do it" means "You will do it"
2. "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3. "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started WORKING on the
Same"
4. "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5. "After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6. "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
Office-management-fundas
7. "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8. "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9. "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."
10. "We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11. "Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12. "You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13. "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"
14. "Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know…"
15. "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16. "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17. "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"1."We will do it" means
"You will do it"

5 thing r Happening i your House

This is truly brilliant... .It can't get more accurate than this!!!!
Sigmund Freud's priorities test.
Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which
sequence would you solve them?
1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!
In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence
and do check below how your decisions were made. BUT BE HONEST, THE
FINDINGS ARE EXCITING. First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then
scroll below and read after!
Answer:
Every individual point represents something in your life. On the list
you can see which meaning every point has:
1. Telephone represents =Work*
2. Baby represents =Family*
3. Door represents =Friends*
4. Clothes represent =Money*
5. Tap represents =Love life*
- Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.