FACTS FOR U

Beer Vs Women

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Most men like women. But, most men like beer too! So, for men it
becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer!

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !

A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you.
If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for
sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view .... )

10 beers in a night and then you can't drive.
10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !

The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal.
If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !

For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !
1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer !
1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !

You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half
an hour after !
1 point for beer !

So the Score is ......... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !

If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ....... know that a
beer would never get angry!
So .......... Another point for beer !

Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6 !

Ten Principles for Peace of Mind

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1. Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked.

Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others'
affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our
way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do
not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the
right direction, our direction. This thinking denies the existence of
individuality and consequently the existence of God.. God has each one
of us in a way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the
same way. All men or women act the way they do because God within them
prompts them that way. Mind your own business and you will keep your
peace.

2. Forgive And Forget.

This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We often develop ill
feelings inside our heart for the person who insults us or harms us.
We nurture grievances. This in turn results in loss of sleep,
development of stomach ulcers, and high blood pressure. This insult or
injury was done once, but nourishing of grievance goes on forever by
constantly remembering it. Get over this bad habit. Life is too short
to waste in such trifles. Forgive, Forget, and march on. Love
flourishes in giving and forgiving.

3. Do Not Crave For Recognition.

This world is full of selfish people. They seldom praise anybody
without selfish motives. They may praise you today because you are in
power, but no sooner than you are powerless, they will forget your
achievement and will start finding faults in you. Why do you wish to
kill yourself in striving for their recognition? Their recognition is
not worth the aggravation. Do your duties ethically and sincerely.

4. Do Not Be Jealous.

We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our peace of mind.
You know that you harder than your colleagues in the office, but
sometimes they get promotions; you do not. You a business several
years ago, but you are not as successful as your neighbor whose
business is only one old. There are several examples like these in
everyday life. Should you be jealous? No. Remember everybody's life is
shaped by his/her destiny, which has now become his/her reality. If
you are destined to be rich, nothing in the world can stop you. If you
are not so destined, no one can help you either. Nothing will be
gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get
you anywhere; it will only take away your peace of mind.

5. Change Yourself According To The Environment.

If you try to change the environment single-handedly, the chances are
you will fail. Instead, change yourself to suit your environment. As
you do this, even the environment, which has been unfriendly to you,
will mysteriously change and seem congenial and harmonious.

6. Endure What Cannot Be Cured.

This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Every
day we face numerous inconveniences, ailments, irritations, and
accidents that are beyond our control. If we cannot control them or
change them, we must learn to put up with these things. We must learn
to endure them cheerfully. Believe in yourself and you will gain in
terms of patience, inner strength and will power.

7. Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew.

This maxim needs to be remembered constantly. We often tend to take
more responsibilities than we are capable of carrying out. This is
done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. . Why take on
additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace
of mind by expanding your external activities. Reduce your material
engagements and spend in prayer, introspection and meditation. This
will reduce those thoughts in your mind that you restless. Uncluttered
mind will produce greater peace of mind.

8. Meditate Regularly.

Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing thoughts. This is
the highest state of peace of mind. Try and it yourself. If you
meditate earnestly for half an hour everyday, your mind will tend to
become peaceful during the remaining twenty-three and half-hours. Your
mind will not be easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit
by gradually increasing the period of daily meditation. You may think
that this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this
will increase your efficiency and you will be able to produce better
results in less time

9. Never Leave The Mind Vacant.

An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil actions start in the
vacant mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something
worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your
interest. You must decide what you value more: money or peace of mind.
Your hobby, like social work or religious work, may not always earn
you more money, but you will have a sense of fulfillment and
achievement. Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself in
healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name.

10. Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret.

Do not waste time in protracted wondering " Should I or shouldn't I?"
Days, weeks, months, and years may be wasted in that futile mental
debating. You can never plan enough because you can never anticipate
all future happenings. Value your time and do the things that need to
be done. It does not matter if you fail the first time. You can learn
from your mistakes and succeed the next time. Sitting back and
worrying will lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes, but do not
brood over the past. DO NOT REGRET. Whatever happened was destined to
happen only that way. Why cry over spilt milk?

short joke

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Religious Husband

A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM CHURCH;

HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE THEN CARRIED HER AROUND THE HOUSE.

THE WIFE WAS SO SURPRISED AND SHE ASKED
'DID THE BISHOP PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC'?

THE HUSBAND SAID, 'NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS'.

TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

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1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought
he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal! To kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck- is-the-room- spinning medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18 . Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

The Wood Cutter

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The Wood Cutter

One day a woodcutter took his grandson into the forest for his first
experience in selecting and cutting oak trees. These they would later
sell to the boat builders.

As they walked along, the woodcutter explained that the purpose of
each tree is contained in its natural shape: some are straight for
planks, some have the proper curves for the ribs of a boat, and some
are tall for masts.

The woodcutter told his grandson that by paying attention to the
details of each tree, and with experience in recognizing these
characteristics, someday he too might become the woodcutter of the
forest.

A little way into the forest, the grandson saw an old oak tree that
had never been cut. The boy asked his grandfather if he could cut it
down because it was useless for boat building - there were no straight
limbs, the trunk was, short and gnarled, and the curves were going the
wrong way. "We could cut it down for firewood," the grandson said. "At
least then it will be of some use to us." The woodcutter replied that
for now they should be about their work cutting the proper trees for
the boat builders; maybe later they could return to the old oak tree.

After a few hours of cutting the huge trees, the grandson grew tired
and asked if they could stop for a rest in some cool shade. The
woodcutter took his grandson over to the old oak tree, where they
rested against its trunk in the cool shade beneath its twisted limbs.

After they had rested a while, the woodcutter explained to his
grandson the necessity of attentive awareness and recognition of
everything in the forest and in the world. Some things are readily
apparent, like the tall, straight trees; other things are less
apparent, requiring closer attention, like recognition of the proper
curves in the limbs. And some things might initially appear to have no
purpose at all, like the gnarled old oak tree.

The woodcutter stated, "You must learn to pay careful attention every
day so you can recognize and discover the purpose God has for
everything in creation. For it is this old oak tree, which you so
quickly deemed useless except for firewood, that now allows us to rest
against its trunk amidst the coolness of its shade.

"Remember, grandson, not everything is as it first appears. Be
patient, pay attention, recognize, and discover."

How smart is your right foot - amazing

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HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT ?

This is hysterical.I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle..

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT ?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe
this! This will confuse your mind and will keep you trying over and
over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It is
pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and
make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your
right hand. Your foot will change direction.

And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how
stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it
again, if you've not already done so.

Stress Meter-check it out

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I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.
Read the full description before looking at the picture.

The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a
case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical.

A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in
spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under
stress would find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many
differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is
experiencing a great amount of stress.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two
differences you may want to take a vacation.

Creativity With Finger

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Awesome IT Quotes.....!!!!

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UNIX is simple. But it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.

-Dennis Ritchie

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Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.

-Ralph Johnson

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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

-Fred Brooks

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It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it;
It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.

-Steve McConnell Code Complete

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the
intelligent are full of doubt.

-Bertrand Russell

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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be
the process of putting them in.

-Edsger Dijkstra

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You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic;
You cannot have both at the same time.

-Bertrand Meyer

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.

-Alan J. Perlis

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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring
aircraft building progress by weight.

-Bill Gates

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The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development
time.
The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the
development time.

-Tom Cargill

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Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and
better idiot-proof programs.
The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.
So far the Universe is winning.

-Anonymous

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Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.
Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works.
Programmers combine Theory and Practice: Nothing works and they don't
know why.

-Anonymous

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The Six Phases of a Project:

* Enthusiasm
* Disillusionment
* Panic
* Search for the Guilty
* Punishment of the Innocent
* Praise for non-participants

-Anonymous

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No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it
in front of a live audience,
The probability of a flawless presentation is
Inversely proportional to the number of people watching,
Raised to the power of the amount of money involved.

-Anonymous

A Village in Austria named Fucking

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A Little Austrian Town Named.......

The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign!

Are the residents called Fuckers?
What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?
Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?
If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

I didn't believe this was true .. So did an Internet search. It's
TRUE!!! Here's more pictures and info .

Now, this one is really good! The sign says 'Bitte! Nicht so schnell',
which in English translates to 'Please! Not so fast!

More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! ..
Pronounced 'fooking'
The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the
village in the 6th century.
His name? Focko.
NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWN.

P U Z Z L E S

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LETS SEE - HOW BRILLIANT ARE YOU ???

Test yourself with these thinking exercises. The solutions are at the
bottom of the page. Don't be lazy. Try hard to figure these out before
you look! It'll be a lot more satisfying.

1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building.
Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the
building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only
travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way
unless it's raining! Why?

This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral
thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many
possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the
canonical answer is truly satisfying.

2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the
scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the
surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son! " How can
this be?

3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, coat, gloves
and ski mask. He is walking down a back street with all the street
lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but
somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

4. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older
twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How?

5. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?
This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can
be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a
very well-known software company as an interview question for
prospective employees.

6.. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left
early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently
died of poisoning.. Why did the man not die?

7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people
there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of
21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw
a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did
he know?

8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day
of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?

9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water.
The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says
'Thank you' and walks out. This puzzle claims to be the best of the
genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with
a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to
solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the
satisfaction of figuring it out.

10. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

11. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for
over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both
go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this
be?

12. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put
all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any
dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

13. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when
you throw it away?

14. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? (or
day names in any other language)

15. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find
out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think
nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is
unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not
find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

The solutions are below.... Don't be lazy. Try hard to figure these
out before you look!

Solutions :

1. The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the
elevator buttons. However, if it is raining then he will have his
umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons with it.

2. The surgeon was his mother.

3. It was day time.

4. At the time she went into labor, the mother of the twins was
traveling by boat. The older twin, Terry, was born first early on
March 1st. The boat then crossed a time zone and Kerry, the younger
twin, was born on February the 28th. Therefore, the younger twin
celebrates her birthday two days before her older brother.

5. A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal
of the manhole. A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So
for safety and practicality, all manhole covers should be round.

6. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank
the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning
the punch.

7.. He recognized Adam and Eve as the only people without navels.
Because they were not born of women, they had never had umbilical
cords and therefore they never had navels. This one seems perfectly
logical but it can sometimes spark fierce theological arguments. (Just
what a HUMOR list needs!!) ;^)

8. They were two of a set of triplets (or quadruplets, etc.). This
puzzle stumps many people. They try outlandish solutions involving
test-tube babies or surrogate mothers.. Why does the brain search for
complex solutions when there is a much simpler one available?

9. The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and
drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the
hiccups--so the man no longer needed the water. The is a simple puzzle
to state but a difficult one to solve. It is a perfect example of a
seemingly irrational and incongruous situation having a simple and
complete explanation. Amazingly this classic puzzle seems to work in
different cultures and languages.

10. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

11. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry.

12. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in
the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

13. The answer is Charcoal.

14. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

15.. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English
language, does not appear once in the long paragraph..

SERIOUS JOKE

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Serious joke....(literally)

AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA

WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM

HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY

THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY

WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY

AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.

THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED

HOW DID U FIND INDIANS

INDIANS??

WHO INDIANS??

I DIDNT FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN

THERE IN INDIAï

WHAT NONSENSE??

WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN

THE AMERICAN SAID

IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI

IN PUNJAB A PANJABIï

IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALA

BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALIï

THEN I MET

A MUSLIM,

A HINDU

A CHRISTIAN,

A JAIN,

A BUDDHIST

AND MANY MANY MANY MORE

BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIANï¿½DID I MEET

THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE ISï

THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD

BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME

REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...

FIGHT BACK -

ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN

JAI HIND

Wisdom

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Once upon a time an old man spread rumors that his neighbor was a
thief. As a result, the young man was arrested. Days later the young
man was proven innocent. After been released he sued the old man for
wrongly accusing him.

In court the old man told the Judge: 'They were just comments, didn't
harm anyone..'

The judge, before passing sentence on the case, told the old man:
'Write all the things you said about him on a piece of paper. Cut them
up and on the way home, throw the pieces of paper out. Tomorrow, come
back to hear the sentence.'

The next day, the judge told the old man: 'Before receiving the
sentence, you will have to go out and gather all the pieces of paper
that you threw out yesterday.'
The old man said: 'I can't do that! The wind spread them and I won't
know where to find them.' ï¿½

The judge then replied: 'The same way, simple comments may destroy the
honor of a man to such an extent that one is not able to fix it. If
you can't speak well of someone, rather don't say anything.
'Let's all be masters of our mouths, so that we won't be slaves of our words.'

Two Opposites Suicides

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81 ways to win your wife's love

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81 ways to win your wife's love

1. Make her feel secure, don't threaten her with divorce.
2. Give sincere Salaams.
3. Treat her gently, like a fragile vessel.
4. Advise in private, at the best time, in the best way and atmosphere.
5. Be generous with her.
6. Warm the seat for her, you will warm her heart.
7. Avoid anger, be in Wudhu at all times.
8. Look good and smell great for your wife.
9. Don't be rigid or harsh-hearted or you will be broken.
10. Be a good listener.
11. Yes for flattery. No for arguing.
12. Call your wife with the best names, cute nicknames, and names she
loves to hear.
13. A pleasant surprise.
14. Preserve and guard the tongue.
15. Expect, accept, and overlook her shortcomings.
16. Give sincere compliments.
17. Encourage her to keep good relations with her family.
18. Speak of the topic of her interest.
19. Express to her relatives, how wonderful she is.
20. Give each other gifts.
21. Get rid of routine, surprise her.
22. Have a good opinion of each other.
23. Have good manners, overlook small things, don't nitpick.
24. Add a drop of patience, increase during pregnancy, menses.
25. Expect and respect her jealously.
26. Be humble.
27. Sacrifice your happiness for hers.
28. Help at home, with housework.
29. Help her love your relatives, but don't try to force her.
30. Let her know that she is the ideal wife for you.
31. Remember your wife in Du'a.
32. Leave the past for Allah, don't dwell on, dig into, or bring it up.
33. Don't act as if you are doing her a favor by working or providing,
Allah is the Provider, the husband is the carrier of the sustenance to
the family.
34. Take Shaitan as your enemy, not your wife.
35. Put food in your wife's mouth.
36. Treat your wife like she is the most precious pearl that you want
to protect.
37. Show her your smile.
38. Don't ignore the small things, deal with them before they be come big.
39. Avoid being harsh-hearted.
40. Respect and show that you appreciate her thinking.
41. Help her to find and build her inner strengths and skills.
42. Respect that she might not be in mood for intimacy, stay within
Halaal boundaries.
43. Help her take care of the children.
44. Give her gifts with your tongue, be an artist with your compliments.
45. Sit down and eat meals together.
46. Let her know that you will be traveling or returning from travel,
give her sufficient notice.
47. Don't leave home in anger.
48. Maintain the secrecy and privacy of the home.
49. Encourage each other in worship.
50. Respect and fulfill her rights upon you.
51. Live with her in kindness, goodness, fairness in good and bad times.
52. Kiss your wife, foreplay, don't jump on her like a bull.
53. Keep disputes between the two of you, don't take it outside.
54. Show care for her health and well-being.
55. Remember you are not always right or perfect yourself.
56. Share your happiness and sadness with her.
57. Have mercy for her weaknesses.
58. Be a firm support for her to lean on.
59. Accept her as is, she is a package deal.
60. Have a good intention for her.
61. Cook a dish for her.
62. Designate a nice, clean, spacious area in your home for the two of
you to pray at night whenever you can.
63. Women love flowers. Make a trail of them on the floor leading to
the gift you made for her.
64. Give her a nice massage when she least expects it.
65. Send your wife a text message out of the blue with a message of love.
66. Send your wife an email without a reason.
67. Go out on a date or a get-away for the weekend in a nice location,
preferably without kids.
68. Do something for your wife's family, whether it is a gift, or a
chat with her teen brother who needs mentoring, or whatever. It will
get you lots of brownie points.
69. Do not keep reminding and demanding your rights all the time.
70. Shop groceries for her and call her from the store and ask her
what she needs for the home, for herself or for her to give to people
as gifts.
71. Ask her if she would like to invite her female friends over for
ladies only get together and arrange for the dinner.
72. Ask her to send gifts to her parents and siblings.
73. Help her parents pay off debt. Send her poor relatives some money.
74. Write love notes or poems and place them in the book she's been reading.
75. If she tells you something she had just learned from the Qur'an or
Hadith, do not dismiss her or ridicule her effort, instead listen to
her and take her word.
76. Plant her a kitchen garden with all kind of herbs she needs for cooking.
77. Adopt a kitten for her if she likes.
78. Update her PC or laptop with a new one or get her a new mobile phone.
79. Learn to do a special massage technique and surprise her with your
new expertise.
80. Teach your children to respect and honor their mother.
81. Be humorous with her when she makes a mistake in the kitchen (like
when she put too much salt or burnt her baking).

Medical Benefits of Honey and Cinnamon

2009-07-08T11:12:00.001-07:00

Medical Benefits of Honey and Cinnamon..

It is found that a mixture of honey and cinnamon cures most Diseases.
Honey is produced in most of the countries of the world. Scientists of
today also accept honey as a "Ram Ban" (very effective) medicine for
all kinds of diseases. Honey can be used without any side Effects for
any kind of diseases.

Today's science says that even though honey is sweet, if taken in the
right dosage as a medicine, it does not harm diabetic patients. Weekly
World News, a Magazine in Canada , on its issue dated 17 January, 1995
has given the following list of diseases that can be cured by honey
and cinnamon as researched by western scientists

HEART DISEASES
Make a paste of honey and cinnamon powder, apply on bread, instead of
jelly and jam, and eat it regularly for breakfast. It reduces the
cholesterol in the arteries and saves the patient from heart attack.
Also, those who have already had an attack, if they do this Process
daily they are kept miles away from the next attack. Regular use of
the above process relieves loss of breath and strengthens the heart
beat. In America and Canada , various nursing homes have treated
patients successfully and have found that as you age, the arteries and
veins lose their flexibility and get clogged; honey and cinnamon
revitalize the arteries and veins.

ARTHRITIS:
Arthritis patients may take daily, morning, and night, One cup of hot
water with two spoons of honey and one small teaspoon of cinnamon
powder. If taken regularly even chronic arthritis can be cured. In a
recent research conducted at the Copenhagen University, it was found
that when the doctors treated their patients with a mixture of one
tablespoon honey and half teaspoon Cinnamon powder before breakfast,
They found that within a week, out of the 200 people So treated,
practically 73 patients were totally relieved of pain, and
within a month, mostly all the patients who could not walk or move
around because of arthritis started walking without pain.

BLADDER INFECTIONS:
Take two tablespoons of cinnamon powder and one teaspoon of honey in a
glass of lukewarm water and drink it. It destroys the germs in
thebladder.
TOOTHACHE:
Make a paste of one teaspoon of cinnamon powder and five teaspoons of
honey and apply on the aching tooth. This may be applied three times a
day until the tooth stops aching.

CHOLESTEROL:

Two tablespoons of honey and three teaspoons of cinnamon powder mixed
in 16 ounces of tea water, given to a cholesterol patient were found
to reduce the level of cholesterol in the blood by 10 percent within
two hours. As mentioned for arthritic patients, if taken three times a
day, any chronic cholesterol is cured. According to information
received in the said Journal, pure honey taken with food daily
relieves complaints of cholesterol. By the way, if you're taking
cholesterol medicine, STOP! They all contain STATIN which weaken your
muscles...including YOUR HEART and none has been shown to stop heart
attacks or strokes!!!!= 20

COLDS:

Those suffering from common or severe colds should take one tablespoon
lukewarm honey with 1/4 spoon cinnamon powder daily for three days.

This process will cure most chronic cough, cold, and clear the sinuses.

UPSET STOMACH

Honey taken with cinnamon powder cures stomach ache and also clears
stomach ulcers from the root.
GAS

According to the studies done in India and Japan , it is revealed that
if honey is taken with cinnamon powder the stomach is relieved of gas

IMMUNE SYSTEM

Daily use of honey and cinnamon powder strengthens the immune system
and protects the body from bacterial and viral attacks. Scientists
have found that honey has various vitamins and iron in large amounts.
Constant Use of honey strengthens the white blood corpuscles to
fight bacterial and viral diseases.

slap to those people who crack jokes on sardar

2009-07-07T07:27:00.001-07:00

It's 12-o'clock!

"Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but it's too difficult to be a Sardar".

I was standing at jalandhar station when my attention went towards a
Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard
and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to a terrorist.

After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The
Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so.

Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji Barah Baj
gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!)

The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young
Mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a
smile towards him.
The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of
truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, I walked
towards him and asked why did he smile at that person who teased him.
The Sikh youth replied, 'He was not teasing me but was asking for my
Help' . I was surprised with these words and he told me that there was
a big history behind that which one should know. I was eager to know
the History and the Sikh youth narrated:

During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the
Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals
treated the Hindu women as their own property and were forcing all
Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they were
refusing to accept. That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji
came forward ,in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to
fight against all these cruel activities. Guruji told the Mughal
emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the
Hindus would accept the same.

But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities . The Mughal
emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to
Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and
Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and
sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the Mughals were unable
to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.

Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion.
Can anybody reading this lay down his life and that too for the
protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still
remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", shield of India. For the sake of whom
he had sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his
body, fearing that they would also be assassinated

Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji! , Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son
of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of the Khalsa made a resolution that he
would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able
to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands. At the
start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting
against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in
the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan
treasures and nearly 2,200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread
like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander
of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's
Kafila on the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the Hindu women
and they were safely sent to their homes.

It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or
Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the
treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal
markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave
hearted and attacked them at 12 o'clock midnight and rescued the
women.

After that time when there occurred a similar incident. People started
to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the
raiders at Midnight, 12 o'clock. Nowadays, these "smart people" and
some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words
that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic
fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought
that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble! and want my help and
was reminding me by saying 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'

Pease don't make fun of religions. Every river is different but they
all flow into the ocean. "Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but it's too
difficult to be a Sardar"

17 Management Funda's

2009-07-07T00:36:00.001-07:00

17 Management Funda's
1. "We will do it" means "You will do it"
2. "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3. "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started WORKING on the
Same"
4. "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5. "After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6. "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
Office-management-fundas
7. "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8. "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9. "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."
10. "We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11. "Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12. "You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13. "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"
14. "Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know…"
15. "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16. "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17. "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"1."We will do it" means
"You will do it"

5 thing r Happening i your House

2009-07-07T00:35:00.001-07:00

This is truly brilliant... .It can't get more accurate than this!!!!
Sigmund Freud's priorities test.
Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which
sequence would you solve them?
1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!
In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence
and do check below how your decisions were made. BUT BE HONEST, THE
FINDINGS ARE EXCITING. First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then
scroll below and read after!
Answer:
Every individual point represents something in your life. On the list
you can see which meaning every point has:
1. Telephone represents =Work*
2. Baby represents =Family*
3. Door represents =Friends*
4. Clothes represent =Money*
5. Tap represents =Love life*
- Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.

8 Tips For Disliking A Person LESS...

2009-07-04T23:40:00.001-07:00

Some people are part of your life, whether you want them there or not.
What if you don't have the
warmest of feelings for your boss? Your mother-in-law? Your next-door neighbor?

It's easy to come up with a mental catalog of all the ways in which
that person could change to be less annoying,
domineering, passive-aggressive, arrogant, etc.—but the fact is, you
can't change anyone but yourself.

Here are some tips about how to help yourself cultivate more friendly
feelings. It's quite a strain to hide feelings of dislike;
if you can manage to change your feelings, you'll be much happier.
It's hard, but not impossible.

1. Seek contact. This is a bit counter-intuitive. If you don't like
someone, you probably feel like avoiding that person,
but because of the psychological phenomenon known as the mere exposure effect,
we tend to like people better the more we see them.

2. Do nice things for that person. "We prefer to see those to whom we
do good than those
who do good to us," as La Rochefoucauld observed.

3. Give that person a brief touch. Subliminal touching, i.e., touching
a person so unobtrusively that it's not noticed,
increases people's sense of well-being and positive feelings.

4. Lighten up. Joke about whatever annoys you, and if you can manage
it, laugh about it with that person,
or poke fun at your own reaction. Nothing neutralizes bad feelings
like a good laugh.
This can be tough, however.

5. Act friendly. We think we act because of the way we feel, but often
we feel because of the way we act.
So act the way you want to feel. This is uncannily effective—just try it.

6. Resist criticizing that person. When you voice your complaints,
they assume a solidity in your mind that's hard to eliminate.
When your thoughts remain unspoken, they can more easily be changed.

7. Remember happy shared experiences. Recalling good times elevates
mood and will help warm your feelings.

8. Be grateful. Reflecting on reasons to feel grateful, instead of
reasons to be angry or annoyed, will help change your view.

A Village with No Roads Whatsoever

2009-07-04T23:39:00.001-07:00

A Village in Holland where in u cant find a single road...all
transportations are done by boats alone...

One of Indian Village With 250 Sets of Twins

2009-07-03T10:18:00.001-07:00

` indian village with 250 sEts of twins `

Doctors are trying to unravel the mystery of an Indian village
boasting 250 sets of twins born to just 2,000 families.

The phenomenon has seen almost six times as many twins born than the
global average in the remote village of Kodinhi, in Kerala.

In 2008 alone 15 pairs of twins were born in the village out of 300
healthy deliveries and this year is expected to top that number

In the last five years alone up to 60 pairs of twins have been born,
with the rate of twins increasing year-on-year.

Local doctor and twin enthusiast Dr Krishnan Sribiju has been studying
the medical marvel of Kodinhi for the past two years. Although 250
sets of twins have been officially registered in the village Dr
Sribiju believes the real number to be far higher. "In my medical
opinion there are around 300 to 350 twins within the village
boundaries of Kodinhi," he said

According to villagers, the twin phenomenon only started occurring
three generations ago. Dr Sribiju said: "To the best of my knowledge
this medical marvel began somewhere between 60 to 70 years ago

"Without access to detailed biochemical analysis equipment I cannot
say for certain what the reason for the twinning is, but I feel that
it is something to do with what the villagers eat and drink"

Amaze your friends.,.,.b the first 2 tell them

2009-07-03T10:16:00.003-07:00

On August 7 , 2009

At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year, the
time and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

This will never happen in your life again??!!!!

P U Z Z L Es

2009-07-03T10:16:00.001-07:00

LETS SEE - HOW BRILLIANT ARE YOU ???

Test yourself with these thinking exercises. The solutions are at the
bottom of the page. Don't be lazy. Try hard to figure these out before
you look! It'll be a lot more satisfying.
________________________________

4. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older
twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How?

6.. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left
early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently
died of poisoning.. Why did the man not die?

8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day
of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?

12. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put
all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any
dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

13. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when
you throw it away?

14. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? (or
day names in any other language)

The solutions are below.... Don't be lazy. Try hard to figure these
out before you look!

Solutions :

1. The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the
elevator buttons. However, if it is raining then he will have his
umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons with it.

2. The surgeon was his mother.

3. It was day time.

6. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank
the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning
the punch.

10. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

11. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry.

12. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in
the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

13. The answer is Charcoal.

14. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

15.. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English
language, does not appear once in the long paragraph..

Have dare to drive on these Roads

2009-07-01T02:49:00.001-07:00

Dangerous Journey

2009-07-01T02:46:00.001-07:00

Best Employment Interview Tips......!!!!

2009-07-01T02:38:00.001-07:00

Best Employment Interview Tips!

Interview Tip 1: Plan Ahead - Do a little homework! Research the
company and the position if possible, and if possible the people you
will meet at the interview. Review your work experiences. Be ready to
support past career accomplishments with specific information targeted
towards the companies needs. Have your facts ready!

Interview Tip 2: Role Play - Once you have finished studying, begin
role playing (rehearsing). Make your presentation more concise. Try to
keep your answers to the information your new employer will want to
know.

Interview Tip 3: Eye Contact - Maintain eye contact with your
interviewer. Show you want the job with your interest.

Â Interview Tip 4: Be Positive - In particular, avoid negative
comments about past employers.

Interview Tip 5: Adapt - Listen and adapt. Be sensitive to the style
of the interviewer. Pay attention to those details of dress, office
furniture, and general decor which will afford helpful clues to assist
you in tailoring your presentation.

Interview Tip 6: Relate - Try to relate your answers to the
interviewer and his or her company. Focus on achievements relevant to
the position.

Interview Tip 7: Encourage - Encourage the interviewer to share
information about his or her company. Demonstrate your interest. Ask
questions relating to the company to the employer which will make
him/her feel you are interested.

Interview Tip 8: Wear a Smile - Remain cheerful and approachable.
Beware of your expressions, looking pleasant is important.

Eleven Hints for Life!

2009-07-01T02:34:00.001-07:00

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.But what is
more painful is to love someone and neverfind the courage to let that
person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone whomeans a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it wasnever meant to be and you just
have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on aporch swing
with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the
best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but
it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it
arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, anhour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but ittakes a lifetime to forget
someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even
that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes
only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you
want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all
the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts
you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A
timely word may level stress. But a loving word may heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the bestof
everything they just make the most of everything that comes along
their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
smiling. Live your life so that when you die,you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying...

Cool Business Cards

2009-06-30T21:24:00.001-07:00

some informations

2009-06-30T21:18:00.001-07:00

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the
world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years..
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing. SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left-handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She
would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

A Beggar Story !! ( Lession for a life )

2009-06-30T21:17:00.001-07:00

Once a man was waiting for a taxi.
A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him.
But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man
became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him
alone unless he parts with some
money. Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have
money, But if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will
certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the
beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead
of tea ".
He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to
the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to
health." The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket
and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It
is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the
brain and damages the liver ".
The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race
course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will
place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".
As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying,
"Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit
".
Suddenly the man felt relieved!! and asked the beggar to come to his
home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of
receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts
and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".
The man replied.................................................
"My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like."

Funny Pics

2009-06-30T21:14:00.001-07:00

Rainfall clicked at Coimbatore...

2009-06-30T07:43:00.001-07:00

First time sex (not vulgar - pure humor)

2009-06-30T07:41:00.001-07:00

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have
dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first
time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the
boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time & all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his
girlfriend at the door.. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes &
the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to
the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

Divorce because of 9/11 Attack

2009-06-30T07:40:00.001-07:00

Inspirational Story: Think Smart, Work Smart and Rest Smart... Must Read..

2009-06-30T07:37:00.001-07:00

Inspirational Story: Think Smart, Work Smart and Rest Smart...
Must Read..

Once there was a group of man - a young hot-blooded chap and a big
number of old folks, doing timber job in a jungle.

This young chap is very hard working. He always continues to work
through his break time and complains that those old folks were wasting
time,

having to break few times a day to drink and chat. As times goes by,
this young chap noticed that even though he worked through break time
and hardly took a rest.

those old folks are chopping the same amount of trees as he did and
sometimes did more than he did. It was as if those old folks work
through the break time as he did. So he decided to work harder the
next day.unfortunately the results were even worse.

One day, one of the old folk invited him for a drink during their
break time. That young chap refused and said he has no extra time to
spend! Then the old man smiled to him and said it was just a waste of
effort to keep chopping trees without re-sharpening your Axe. Sooner
or later you will give up or be so exhausted as you have spent too
much energy.

Suddenly the young chap realized that actually during break times
while those old folks were having a chat, they were also re-sharpening
their Axe at the same time! And that's how they can chop faster than
him and yet spending lesser time!

The old folk said what we need is efficiency by making use of our
skill and ability intelligently. Only then can we have more times to
do other things.

Otherwise you will always keep saying ...

I have no time!

Moral of the Story: By taking a short break during work, it would make
you feel fresher, think well and work better after the break! (Or am I
just finding excuse to take a break). But by taking a break, it is not
to stop work but to rest and re-think our strategy to go about it from
another angle.

Painted Rocks

2009-06-29T09:30:00.001-07:00

Some Health TIPS..

2009-06-29T09:28:00.001-07:00

Facts 1 - 5

1. The stomach's digestive acids are strong enough to dissolve zinc.
Fortunately for us, the cells in the stomach lining renew so quickly
that the acids don't have time to dissolve it.

2. The lungs contain over 300,000 million capillaries (tiny blood
vessels). If they were laid end to end, they would stretch 2400km
(1500 miles).

3. A man's testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day -
enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!

4. Human bone is as strong as granite in supporting weight.. A block
of bone the size of a matchbox can support 9 tonnes - that is four
times as much as concrete can support.

5. Each finger and toenail takes six months to grow from base to tip.

Facts 6 - 10

6. The largest organ in the body is the skin. In an adult man it
covers about 1.9m2 (20sq ft). The skin constantly flakes away - in a
lifetime each person sheds around 18kg (40 lb) of skin.

7. When you sleep, you grow by about 8mm (0.3in). The next day you
shrink back to your former height. The reason is that your cartilage
discs are squeezed like sponges by the force of gravity when you stand
or sit.

8. The average person in the west eats 50 tonnes of food and drinks
50,000 litres (11,000 gallons) of liquid during his life.

9. Each kidney contains 1 million individual filters. They filter an
average of around 1.3 litres (2.2 pints) of blood per minute and expel
up to 1.4 litres (2.5 pints) a day of urine.

10. The focusing muscles of the eyes move around 100,000 times a day.
To give your leg muscles the same workout, you would need to walk 80km
(50 miles) every day.

Facts 11 - 15

11. In 30 minutes, the average body gives off enough heat (combined)
to bring a half gallon of water to boil.

12. A single human blood cell takes only 60 seconds to make a complete
circuit of the body.

13. A foreskin, the size of a postage stamp, from circumcised babies
take only 21 days to grow skin that can cover three (3) basketball
courts. Amazing isn't it. Thanks to science. The laboratory-grown skin
is used in treating burn patients.

14. The eyes receive approximately 90 percent of all our information,
making us basically visual creatures.

15. The female ovaries contain nearly half-a-million egg cells, yet
only 400 or so will ever get the opportunity to create a new life.
Source

Lessons from 1981 and 2005.....

2009-06-26T08:13:00.001-07:00

Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died

Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died

Lesson Learned:
The next time Charles gets married...someone warn the Pope !!!

Very Important Weather Update

2009-06-26T08:11:00.001-07:00

When you walk out the door in the morning and see this in the sky......

......just go back inside, have another cup of coffee, and stay home.
It's NOT going to be a good day.

POOR BOYS

2009-06-26T08:10:00.001-07:00

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man

don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"

If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys

----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl

---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident ------------ --------

Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident -----------? - --?------

"Don't you know how to Drive"

What A World Is this

Please help us God..

Kashmir belongs To INDIA - Funny Proof

2009-06-26T08:09:00.001-07:00

Kashmir belongs To INDIA. Funny Proof

Collection of Funny articles? click to Join Us

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the
United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to
tellyou something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir
is named.

When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a
good opportunity to have a bath.'

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A
Pakistani had stolen them.'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What
are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made
that clear, I will begin my speech.'

And they say Kashmir belongs to them...

First Love

2009-06-25T08:46:00.001-07:00

First Love

Her heart glows like the coals of a warm fire,
Having no trouble with her true felt desire.

Knowing what she wants,
Letting her body flaunt,
Looking as her skin shows bright,
We both know it must be right.

All that has been done,
In the night and in the evening sun,
This fire that we light,
All our love such a beautiful sight.

I feel it in my bones and eyes,
A love that never dies,
We were given a gift,
Something that gave our spirits a lift.

While the sun sinks below the moutain,
Our body naked in a foutain,
A moment to treasure,
A moment Forever,
Such a thing as this,
In the utmost sense is true bliss.

All to be given,
Is the life that's to be liven,
A bond between two,
A bond that is to be shared with you.

This that is so nice,
That odds are the role of the dice,
For me to have you,
Shows me I can be true.

Indian Ladies and favorite TV serial

2009-06-25T08:41:00.001-07:00

They cannot miss their favorite T.V. Serial even if there is flood,
storm, gale or earthquake!!!!

DO U THINK I AM KIDDING............OK THEN JUST SCROLL DOWN

Look at the expression of worry on helpless Husband's face near the door.

Best answer in collage got A+

2009-06-25T08:40:00.001-07:00

Hi....

A Wonderful Story!

2009-06-11T18:28:00.001-07:00

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards
sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I
don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and
have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.

"No", she replied. "He's out."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"

The woman went out and invited the men in"

"We do not go into a House together," they replied.

"Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing
to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is
Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with
your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was
overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us
invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"

Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the
house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better
to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"

"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.

"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love?
Please come in and be our guest."

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got
up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I
only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success,
the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love,
wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is
also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"

MY WISH FOR YOU...

-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your
ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding,
patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.

CUTE STORY

2009-06-10T23:31:00.001-07:00

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years
old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy

this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough
money to buy the doll l, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding
the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this

doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much.
I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.

I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it

to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying
this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is
going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the
doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I
told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I
come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him
where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my
picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I
wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go
to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with
sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check

again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to
his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough
for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to
have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy,

but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to
buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I

couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local

news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a
truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The
little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The

family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining

machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the
coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news

paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as
I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where
the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make
last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a

beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and

the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling

that my life had been changed for ever.

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still,

to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk

driver had taken all this away from him.

Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

DOSTANAAAAA

2009-06-09T10:34:00.001-07:00

AT A PARTY

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years are reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the Rest
Room, those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon
began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president
of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend
a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school
to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday, A 30,000 square
foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'
One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons. ....What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living
dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'
The three friendssaid: 'What a shame...what a disappointment.'
The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and
I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion,
a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends. !!!!!!

DOSTANAAAAA..........!!!!!......)))))))

Velocity of Money...!!!

2009-06-09T10:32:00.001-07:00

It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, the
holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too
much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt.

Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small
local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro 100 note on the
reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up
the stairs on the third floor.

The hotel owner takes the banknote in hurry and rushes to his meat
supplier to whom he owes E100.

The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his debt.

The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay E100 for pigs he purchased
some time ago.

The farmer triumphantly gives the E100 note to a local hair dresser
who provided him his services on credit.

The hair dresser goes quickly to the hotel, as he owed the hotel for
his room use a month back.

At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to reception and
informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory and
takes his E100 back and departs.

There was no profit or income. There was NO real economic activity.
But everyone no longer has any debt and the small town people look
optimistically towards their future.

That's the power of velocity of money!

Difference between http:// and https://

2009-06-09T10:30:00.001-07:00

What is the difference between ( http:// ) and ( https:// )

The main difference between http:// and https:// is: it's all about
keeping you secure.

HTTP:// stands for Hyper Text Transport Protocol,
Which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a
manner of speaking)
for information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients.
The important thing is the letter "S".
This is what makes the difference between http:// and https://.
The "S" (big surprise) stands for "Secure".
If you visit a website or webpage, and look at the address in the web
browser, it will likely begin with the following: http://.
This means that the website is talking to your browser using the
regular 'unsecure' language. In other words, it is possible for
someone to "eavesdrop" on your computer's conversation with the
website. If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the
information you send to that site.

This is why you never ever enter your credit card number in an http:// website !

But if the web address begins with https://, that basically means your
computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can
eavesdrop on.
You understand why this is so important, right?
If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card information, you
should automatically look to see if the web address begins with
https://.
If it doesn't, do NOT enter sensitive information like a credit card number.

Santa Banta Jokes

2009-06-07T10:16:00.001-07:00

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited
and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Banta got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Banta replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.

After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally
Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

A red rose

2009-06-07T10:13:00.001-07:00

A red rose

A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to
his mother who lived two hundred miles away.

As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb
sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy
a red rose for my mother. But I only have seventy-five cents, and a
rose costs two dollars."

The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me. I'll buy you a rose." He
bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother's flowers.

As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home. She said, "Yes,
please! You can take me to my mother." She directed him to a cemetery,
where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.

The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the wire order, picked
up a bouquet and drove the two hundred miles to his mother's house.

******

Moral: Don't Send Artificial Loves to your parents. Give them the
respect and courtesy they desire. They are your most precious
Treasure, Care for them. God Forbid, if they leave this world then one
can do nothing but regret.

Tamilnadu SSLC Results 2009

2009-05-22T07:15:00.000-07:00

SSLC Results are the turning point for the students to get into a good school and this is the starting of their career. Because of this only SSLC results are having some importance. TN SSLC results are to be announced tomorrow. Some of the links for the SSLC Results. All the best to all students.

http://tnresults.nic.in/
http://www.kalvimalar.com/
http://www.dinamalar.com/

General Knowledge

2009-05-19T11:13:00.001-07:00

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced
incorrectly. What is it?

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2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.
What time is it?

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3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot
apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water.

The tide rises at 12 inches every 15minutes. High tide peaks in one
hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under
water?

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4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a
window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is
the bear?

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5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

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6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass
on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the
floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?

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7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that
has been dug with a square edged shovel?

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8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water
which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight,
mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same
time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?

Same question, but the location is in Canada ?

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9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978,
thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

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10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all
in the center field?

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11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

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2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between
two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.

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3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-)

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4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole,
and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.

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5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you
follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed
before addition.

So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.

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6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which
knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.

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7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.

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8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F
water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water
in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again.

The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it.
Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...

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9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.

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10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

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11. The temperature.

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

2009-05-19T11:01:00.001-07:00

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him
a little

Oh! Baby, you're amazing!

2009-05-16T18:15:00.000-07:00

Oh! Baby, you're amazing!

The human baby is truly amazing;
the unfolding of his qualities and abilities a complex story.
His tiny body has the backing of a million years
of human evolution,
helping different features to develop
in a special sequence.

Evolution has armed the infant with
an irresistible appeal that ensures his parents care for him,
feed him, and keep him clean and warm.

For human beings,
the parental burden is huge,
lasting nearly two decades for each child,
but it can also be a source of intense joy.
And
babies are our only certain form of immortality,
ensuring that our genes do not die out.

But the importance of a baby's first two years
cannot be overestimated.
Many of the qualities he acquires in that
time mark him for life.
Nestling inside his fragile head,
a newborn baby has the genetically inherited
equipment that is needed for this development.

All his parents have to do is offer him the setting in which
this equipment can whirr into action.

Read on for amazing facts
about a baby's potential…

1 BIRTH

When a newborn baby is placed on his mother's stomach
so that she can embrace him, it is no accident
that the umbilical cord is of just the right length
- approximately 20 inches -
to make this possible
while the baby is still attached to the placenta.

2 THE BABY'S HEAD

The bony plates of a baby's skull remain separate after birth.
Small gaps between them are covered by a tough,
membranous tissue that is strong enough
to resist all but a sharp, direct blow.
The plates eventually touch,
forming wavy sutures which become harder
and stronger until the skull is fused;
in most cases, this takes between 18 and 24 months.

3 BODY TEMPERATURE

A full-term newborn has a secret weapon
- "brown" fat.
This special type of fatty tissue,
which burns calories, makes up five per cent of
the baby's body and is located in the back,
shoulders and neck.
It liberates heat through a special chemical process
if the baby's body starts to cool unduly.

4 REFLEXES

If a parent presses their forefingers into the palms
of a newborn baby's hands, his tiny fingers respond
by curling tightly and clinging on.
Amazingly,
if the parent then gently lifts
the clasped forefingers,
the baby's grasp is usually so strong that his whole body
can hang in mid-air,
with his bent fingers supporting his weight.

5 HEARTBEAT

The resting heart rate for an infant
(115 pulses per minute)
is about the same as that of an adult
who has been performing strenuous exercise.

6 BONDING

A baby can identify his mother by her unique body
fragrance and a blindfolded woman has the ability
to identify her child from a host of other babies by scent alone.
A sleeping mother can identify the cry of her baby, too.
She is programmed to wake only
at the sound of her particular infant.

7 BABY FACE

Adults respond to particular features
- found in their most exaggerated form on a baby's face.
These include a large forehead, a button nose, big eyes,
fine hair and a small chin.
When an adult sees an unfamiliar baby face,
so powerful is the instinct that the brain reacts
within one-seventh of a second.

8 BIRTH WEIGHT

The average weight of a baby at birth is 7-8lb,
but the smallest baby ever to survive
(a premature one) weighed only 8.5oz at birth.
The heaviest weighed in at 22lb.

9 SKELETON

The exact number of infant bones varies
but there are usually about 270 at birth compared to an adult,
who has 206.
The reductions take place in the central skeleton,
owing to the fusing together of bones in the spine and skull.
A baby is born without ossified kneecaps
- these do not develop until he is two years old.

10 SLEEP

During his first week outside the womb,
a typical baby sleeps for 16.6 hours out of every 24
in as many as 18 separate naps.
By the age of six months,
his total sleep time is 14 hours,
and by the age of five,
it is down to 12 hours per day.

11 LEFT AND RIGHT

One in 10 children is left-handed;
from studies of ancient axe handles,
we know this bias has existed for at least 200,000 years.
A clue may lie in the fact that the majority
of babies lie in the womb with their right sides
closer to their mother's body surface,
therefore it receives more stimulation during pregnancy.

12 TOUCH

Girls are more sensitive to touch than boys
- on average, girls just a few hours old react
to a weak puff of air against their belly and
squirm and cry more than boys when uncovered.
Other investigators have found that plenty of
skin contact produces babies
who cry less and are healthier.

13 INTELLIGENCE

The brain of a child
is much busier than that of an adult.
In the brain of a newborn, there are about 2,500 synapses
(connections between brain cells)
attached to each of the 10 billion neurons
or brain cells he possesses.
In a two-year-old, this number rises to 15,000
- more than in the brain of adults,
who lose some of these connections over time,
as the ones that are used less are eventually eliminated.

14 SELF-AWARENESS

When a toddler reaches the age of 15 months,
a moment of truth arrives.
He looks in the mirror, waves his hand,
and the "other person"
waves back in exactly the same way.
The child realises that what he sees is himself
and not another child.
Apart from human toddlers,
only chimpanzees, orang-utans, dolphins,
elephants and just one gorilla
have managed this with any certainty.

15 GENDER AND BRAIN

Even at the 26th week of pregnancy,
it is possible to distinguish a male foetal brain
from a female one.
Male babies have brains
that are more asymmetrical than female babies.
They also have more white matter and less grey matter.
In female brains there is more symmetry
in the "higher association cortex";
the part of the brain that deals with
complex mental processes.

Newton in Romantic Mood......

2009-05-16T18:11:00.001-07:00

Newton in Romantic Mood......

Universal law of Love:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

First law of Love:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a
girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or
unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into
play and break the legs of the boy. "

Second law of Love:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "

Third law of Love:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

Worlds Smallest Man meet Longest Legs Women

2009-05-15T17:03:00.001-07:00

Worlds Smallest Man meet Longest Legs Women

He Pingping from Inner Mongolia, China's autonomous region, the
world's smallest man sits underneath Svetlana Pankratova from Russia,
the Queen of Longest Legs, as they pose at Trafalgar Square in London,
Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008. Pingping, born with primordial dwarfism,
holds the Guinness World Record for the smallest man at 74.61 cms (2
feet and 5.37 inches) and Pankratova holds the Guinness World Record
for the longest leg of any woman at 132 cms (4 feet 4 inches) in
length.

Meaning of M.P

2009-05-06T08:33:00.001-07:00

Meaning of M.P

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIM OUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE MY PERFORMANCE. ...?

OFFICER : M P!!!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED

30 Real feelings of girls

2009-04-13T10:13:00.001-07:00

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't
crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done
something wrong, it's best to give her some
time to cool down before touching her heart
with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the
guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for
her to 'get over him' after the relationship's
over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on
her mind every minute of the day, even though
she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares
deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually
not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very
often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes
her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go
easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break
it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject
her, leave her alone for a while. If you still
treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel.
Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of
expressing themselves (which explains why
most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in
anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the
first time, the girl may act uninterested during
the call. But as soon as the phone is back on
the hook, she will whoop with joy and
immediately start telephoning her friends to
spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her
first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you
because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from
you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great
reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll
wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl,
read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would
first check who is standing next to her crush
before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her
memory, but the guy she loves now stays in
her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what
she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to
them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and
happiness
to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care
about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will
love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved

Discoveries That Men And Women Made

2009-04-13T09:13:00.001-07:00

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,

The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,

The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,

The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,

The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,

The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

While the women STUCK to shopping. (no comments please)

Are you smart ?

2009-04-12T09:07:00.001-07:00

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the

first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged

into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and

poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of

this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this

dung!" exclaimed the eager salesmanï

"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that"

asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said

the ladyï
MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project

and committing to the client...!!!ï

Positive Thinking

2009-04-12T09:05:00.001-07:00

If you want to get somewhere, you have to know where you want to go
and how to get there. Then never, never, never give up.

The secret of life isn't what happens to you, but what you do with
what happens to you.

Help other people to cope with their problems and your own will be
easier to cope with.

Never use the word impossible seriously again. Toss it into the verbal
wastebasket.

Self-trust is the first secret of success. So believe in and trust yourself.

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find
that they haven't half the strength you think they have.

Joy increases as you give it, and diminishes as you try to keep it for
yourself. In giving it, you will accumulate a deposit of joy greater
than you ever believed possible.

How you think about a problem is more important than the problem
itself - so always think positively.

Go at life with abandon; give it all you've got. And life will give
all it has to you.

Health - Important Tips

2009-04-12T09:02:00.001-07:00

Answer the phone by LEFT ear
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day
Do not take pills with COOL water
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as
the radiation is 1000 times

Health Info

2009-04-12T09:01:00.001-07:00

Hi guys, happy to meet you all with an interesting article about the
latest cine gossips.High blood pressure is the main risk factor for
stroke and a major risk factor for heart attack, heart failure and
kidney disease. There is also increasing evidence that it is a risk
factor for vascular dementia. One in three adults in the general
population have high blood pressure. Aound a third of people with high
blood pressure do not know that they have it, as there are no obvious
symptoms. This is why it is often called the 'silent killer'. High
blood pressure is a level consistently at or above 140mmHg and/or
90mmHg. 1 per cent of men and 28 per cent of women have high blood
pressure. People with high blood pressure are three times more likely
to develop heart disease and stroke and twice as likely to die from
these as people with a normal blood pressure. High blood pressure
rarely has any symptoms, the only way for people to know if they have
the condition is to have their blood pressure regularly measured.
Thanks for your time.

TOUGH BMW.... !!!

2009-04-11T08:50:00.001-07:00

Driving at 225kms in his BMW Z4 the Driver hit a Kangaroo..
The kangaroo disappeared!
The driver stopped and wondered where did the kangaroo go?
Scroll down to see what he found......For all you drivers without
bullbars, this is how you pack a 70 kg kangaroo into a BMW Z4
convertible. ...

The Truth About Recession

2009-04-10T12:15:00.001-07:00

Hi guys, happy to meet you all with an interesing article about a
small Story about Recession .This Story is about a man who once upon a
time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.
He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.
His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.
But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.
His sales and profit went up.
He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sale more.
He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers.
He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a
bigger and better stove.
As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from
College, joined his father.
Then something strange happened.
The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is
coming our way?"
The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The
international situation is terrible.
The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the
coming bad times."
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the
papers, listened to the radio and watched TV.
He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.
So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material
order and buns, took down the colorful signboard,
removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and
was no longer as enthusiastic.
He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.
Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand.
And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit.
The father said to his son, "Son, you were right".
"We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned
me ahead of time."
Moral of The Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this
recession much more than we think we do!!!!!!!!!!!!
What can we take away from this story??

How many times we confuse intelligence with good judgment?
Choose your advisors carefully but use your own judgment
A person or an organization will survive forever, if they have the 5 Cs
Character
Commitment
Conviction
Courtesy
Courage

The tragedy today is that there are many walking encyclopaedias that
are living failures.
The More practical and appropriate views on this economic recession is:
"This is the time to reunite together for any small or a big organization,
this is the time to motivate and retain people which are the biggest asset,
this is the time to show more commitments to the customers,
this is the time show values of our company to the world,
and this is the time to stand by our Nation".

Trust vote

2008-07-20T22:21:00.000-07:00

Hi...guys..Happy to meet you all with an interesting article about the trust vote...as you guys all known that due to the Nuclear deal only the congress government is having a problem of this kind...Congress leaders and other leaders told that the nuke deal is good for nation, even Dr.A.P.J.Abdul Kalam is also supporting the nuke deal...the congress party is gonna meet the trust vote tommorow..whatever it may be the result, the congress party and the prime minister Dr.Manmohan Singh is clear about the nuke deal...in that nuke deal, there is an agreement that, for the next 40 years the US is gonna supply Uranium for India to fulfil their needs, If India or US breaks this agreement we the Indians need to give the supplied Uranium to the US, as I know.This is one of the threat to India.If we are having the party which allt0gether such as in the photo no one will shake the parliament and there is no chance of trust vote...Thank you for seeing this article..please fill your comments in the cbox...Happy for your visit...

True facts

2008-07-17T10:31:00.000-07:00

Hi dudes...Happy to meet you guys with an interesting article...Now we are going to see some real facts...
There is no Volcanoes in India,
No Theatres in Bhutan,
No Coconut trees in Uttar Pradesh,
No rain at day time in Nepal,
No rivers in Arabia,
No trees in Antartica,
No Snakes in Hawai Island,
No mosquitoes in France,
No country without Friends.

Thank you for seeing this post...Happy for your visit...Please fill your comments in the cbox...

Facts in day to day life

2008-07-17T10:21:00.000-07:00

Hi friends...Happy to meet you again with an interesting article about the facts....Let us see some funny facts which are experienced by us in day to day life...
School- A place Where dad pays and son plays
Life Insurance- A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich
Nurse- A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage- A contract in which a boy loses his bachelor degree and girl gets her masters degree....
So many funny facts and deinitions will come in the oncoming posts....Happy for your visit...Please fill your comments in the cb0x...

Medical Fact

2008-07-17T10:02:00.000-07:00

Hi..friends...Happy to meet you guys with an interesting article...assume that if someone is alone and if he is having symptoms of chest pain that radiates to his arm and up to his jaw it is a "HEART ATTACK". If the victim is far away from the hospital, we need some first aid to save the life of the victim.Here am going to give you some tips for the first aid. First of all the victim need to cough vigorously and repeatly and one more thing take a deep breath before every cough. Due to the deep breath the lungs gets enough oxygen and coughing keeps blood circulation alive.Thank you for seeing this post...Please fill your comments in the cbox...Happy for your visit...

Definition of Facts

2008-07-09T02:07:00.000-07:00

Generally, a fact is defined as something that is true, something that actually exists, or something that can be verified according to an established standard of evaluation. There is a range of other uses, depending on the context. For example, fact may be argued under authority of a specific pedagogy such as scientific facts or historical facts. Rhetorical assertion of fact is often forwarded without an implied or express basis of authority.